EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"

[honlads 8798]

It's chanson's day but gotta give it up for Andy kneis all the same

[Hayes N Sean 258]

Good epsiode.

 

P.S I've been gone for two months have I missed anything?

[kneisage 2108]

Good epsiode.

 

P.S I've been gone for two months have I missed anything?

 

I just started posting again and the furums are going fuckin HOG WILD

[Larry Birdemic 588]

For a second I thought Hayes gave me the pro version, and suddenly I felt what it was like to have emotions.

Then I realized Hayes was talking about the *physically* trapped bird. Not me, Larry Birdemic. I couldn't handle that life anyway.

[thejjar 5031]

Good epsiode.

 

P.S I've been gone for two months have I missed anything?

 

Grown to love the username! JK how's it going bud?

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

I watched 10 minutes of a Jeff Dunham special cause I hate myself apparently.

 

Things Jeff Dunham thinks are gay:

-Small dogs

-The color 'powder blue'

-San Francisco

-Toyota Priuses

-Christmas Decorations

-Definitely not Jeff Dunham

 

Things Jeff Dunham thinks are cool:

-America

-Hummers

-Ventriloquism

[agata 2789]

just want to pop in and say a quick happy birthday to someone who really changed my life. do angels walk among us? yes they do, if you ask me. a soul so pure and kind is hard to find, but this one special person has really and truly changed my life and my perspective on what we're all doing here on this silly little planet. it's easy to rush past it in the hustle and bustle of real life, but don't forget to stop for a second and appreciate those that matter. happy birthday, peggy mccay.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Sean did an amazing job. Quite possibly the only person who could pull something like that off. The Hayes drawer thing was perfect. One of my favorite episodes

[RanRan 3242]

The Question Zone theme is very good. Can I get that as a ringtone?

 

Chanson got more than enough attention from me last week.

[SteveH 11126]

in an ep full of classic moments, one of my faves was definitely

 

"this is the comb he used to pull all the nettles and pine cones out of my hair after I got stuck in that tree. I was climbing this pine tree and Hayes agreed to watch because I told him I was gonna climb so high this time."

 

Let's start a petition to get the International Academy of Podcast Arts to get Sean on the short list of nominees for the 2016 Poddy for best performance in a podcast series

[elizamuffins 4228]

Okay this is crazy. I started the pod this AM after my coffee just as I was getting ready for work and then listened all the way to work....THE POD ENDED EXACTLY THE SAME TIME AS I PULLED INTO MY SPOT IN THE WORK PARKING GARAGE.

 

Pretty crazy right?

 

PS-This pod was amazing and Sean is a comedy god!

[elizamuffins 4228]

Achmed the dead terrorist is a real thing Americans really laugh at?

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Achmed the dead terrorist is a real thing Americans really laugh at?

 

Oh yes, and Jingle Bombs is a real song that he sings and gets lots of laughs.

 

Edited to add an excerpt of the lyrics which are totally not racist and very very funny:

 

I used to be a man, but every time I cough

Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done, I need to find some work

Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,

Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed

Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Did anybody else notice on Twitter that "favorite" is now "like" depicted by a heart instead of a star. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

 

Heart is much more intimate and appeals to our needs as humans to be loved and accepted.

 

Star, on the other hand, just means good job, and is typically associated with early academic success.

 

Ppl may apply receiving a star to a single behavior; whereas a heart seems like it's judging who that user is as a person

[Houston 4819]

HOT TAKE.

 

Sean did a great job this episode. I'm not saying he normally doesn't do a great job. It's just a compliment. Any inferences you make about Sean's comedic performances in other episodes is something you are projecting onto my words. MOVING ON, I enjoyed laughing during this episode, particularly at the jokes, but also in general. The raw emotion of Sean rummaging through Hayes' micro-horder drawer was oozing with a bittersweet sadness that stirred something deep within me. Indigestion, regret, lust, it's hard to put into words. Finally, I don't get enough raw takes on Russian aggression in Syria in real life, so it's refreshing to know Sean has the balls to speak truth to power. It's sad to know that Hayes might be the only thing that stands between knowing the truth and living in an illusion, but he is slightly taller than Sean so it makes sense.

 

8/10 bonus points for Hayes calling in and for the boys rekindling their bromance.

[kneisage 2108]

Did anybody else notice on Twitter that "favorite" is now "like" depicted by a heart instead of a star. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

 

Heart is much more intimate and appeals to our needs as humans to be loved and accepted.

 

Star, on the other hand, just means good job, and is typically associated with early academic success.

 

Ppl may apply receiving a star to a single behavior; whereas a heart seems like it's judging who that user is as a person

 

This must be why no one has faved any of my tweets today

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Holy shit did y'all see the episode photos? I'm crying.

 

[chicknsandwich 2495]

I appreciate that Hayes gave that lost bird the pro version but there's a bird that really needs dat pro version and it's a chickn, baby.

[greggy 15909]

great episode, i loved it, the only thing i didnt like is if sean is going to take calls on the podcast he should warn us first so us good callers could get through instead of whoever that was at the end

[greggy 15909]

The other one split in half somehow. Anyway, here it is:

 

also lol

[dixon 5920]

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

what a great episode. sure, i was hoping to get the pro version for my absolutely hilarious posting in the past few weeks, but the bird deserved it.

 

maybe sean will keep Jeff's box of puppets, I'd love to see those crazy characters come back some time.

[Larry Birdemic 588]

It almost sounded like Hayes' drawer had a bunch of popcorn inside of it.

[Larry Birdemic 588]

Posted that twice because I'm dumb, not because I,m a newb.

[thejjar 5031]

Ted Chanson makes me super uncomfortable. Not exactly sure why. It's like I'm staring into the abyss