EPISODE 114 — The Secret Story of the Missing Episode

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Nice try Joe but I'm not gonna make a joke about kissing your mom too. Cause I too am a good boy and not rude to my best friends. Can't catch me!

 

What a sweet boy you are indeed! Expect a kiss in the mail later hehe!

[souprman 10477]

i dont like people because they are awful.

[souprman 10477]

also celebrating the passage of time, especially a system as faulty as the FUCKING SOLAR calendar, is idiotic.

[souprman 10477]

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Um, I'm no astronomer, but you're correct that the length of a year is based on the solar calendar and not the lunar calendar. Only a real ignoramus would have said the lunar calendar.

 

 

Edit: sorry for agreeing with you so hard. Sometimes I feel like a real monster.

[souprman 10477]

that's some real aggressive agreeing spunky.

[rod aug 5637]

bruce is that you

[Joe Lerini 7329]

 

Is that a HH reference? need citations

The dumb thing I said, or what that was in reference to?

 

If the latter, I believe it's actually a callback to CBB: The Movie, but I consider that part of the HH canon. Expanded Universe, but canon nonetheless.

[rod aug 5637]

lol you idiots a parsec is a measure of distance not time hand was just THAT good at navigating star fields and asteroid plains at least that's what my star wars for dummies novella tells me

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I got a book about Lando, but I haven't read it yet.

[Game of Scones 5812]

My top five best friends of 2015

 

1. Chanson

2. Souprman

3. Norm

4. Thundercock69

5. A dog

 

What about me, Nice Norm?

 

My top five best friends of 2015

 

1. My very best friend Jeffrey who is so nice and cool and funny.

2. N/A

3. N/A

4. N/A

5. N/A

 

Edit: WHAT

 

JEFFREY

 

JEFFREY NO

 

What about me, Nice Norm?

I'm a good boy

 

that's so refreshing to see in these times of turmoil

[souprman 10477]

i didnt forget about you buddy

 

 

#fucknorm

[Game of Scones 5812]

i didnt forget about you buddy

 

 

#fucknorm

 

saving it for marriage

[Joe Lerini 7329]

i didnt forget about you buddy

 

 

#fucknorm

 

saving it for marriage

#holdhandswithnorm

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

My top five best friends of 2015

 

1. Chanson

2. Souprman

3. Norm

4. Thundercock69

5. A dog

J-man I'm honoured xo

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

@Ashley:

 

Hey buy two of those Todd Glass tickets. Ill pay you back Saturday. Lemme know what day we're going.

 

@everyone else:

Sup?

[Game of Scones 5812]

@Ashley:

 

Hey buy two of those Todd Glass tickets. Ill pay you back Saturday. Lemme know what day we're going.

 

@everyone else:

Sup?

 

Now I'm thinking that list from before was spurious.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Happy New Years from the forum's number one poster.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Happy New Years from the forum's number one poster.

 

Thanks, Valerie Bryant.

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Was just talking Star Wars with someone who's never seen them and I said the titles of two them were 'Empire Strikes Again' and 'Jedi Returns', when in reality it's 'Empire Strikes Back' and 'Return Of The Jedi'.

Massive lol on that one

[elizamuffins 4228]

I wish I were able to connect with people on a level where they would list me as their BFF on NYE on the HH forums.

 

No jokes guys. NYE is a time to look in the mirror and ask yourself if you want more out of life than looking ridiculously hot in your Hollywood Handbook T Shirt and realizing that looking good is indeed enough.

[rod aug 5637]

Thanks, Valerie Bryant.

oh she will love you for this one, well played. expect some nice butt pics in your inbox!

[elizamuffins 4228]

Anyone wanna come over for my NYE party? We have two kinds of Doritos and a bag of shrimp.

 

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Hmmm what kinds of doritos

[elizamuffins 4228]

Hmmm what kinds of doritos

you actually are the only one not invited. sorry.