Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted January 6, 2016 The best name of all is Dick Outline, but you can't use it, that's my gaming handle. 18 Share this post Link to post
nohorseman 5423 Posted January 6, 2016 Sorry if I sound like a broken record, but I still think that Cargo Shortzenegger is the best name yet. "Kieran" is not too bad, but any regular, average, nothing special, run-of-the-mill, Joe Schmo could have that name. 6 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted January 6, 2016 Sorry, nohorseman is a pretty good name too. God, men are so sensitive. 23 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted January 6, 2016 God, men are so sensitive. is that about me!!???!!???!!?? 19 Share this post Link to post
youngrose 370 Posted January 6, 2016 Youngrose starting off too strong, obviously on perforumance enhancing drugs you want me to piss into the reply box or what? i'm gonna do it regardless because i think that shits pretty crack-me-up hilarious 8 Share this post Link to post
AnnieMcfadden 943 Posted January 6, 2016 you should name your son Kevin O'brien, after my best friend 16 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted January 6, 2016 Sorry if I sound like a broken record, but I still think that Cargo Shortzenegger is the best name yet. "Kieran" is not too bad, but any regular, average, nothing special, run-of-the-mill, Joe Schmo could have that name. "not too bad" :wub: :wub: 14 Share this post Link to post
robotam 4493 Posted January 6, 2016 Don't bother giving it a name. Everyone already has one of those. 16 Share this post Link to post
chicknsandwich 2495 Posted January 6, 2016 You should name your kid Brickleberry. #savebrickleberry 13 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted January 6, 2016 "It's" sleeping. "It" threw-up. "It" stole our credit cards. that totally works. 9 Share this post Link to post
chicknsandwich 2495 Posted January 6, 2016 Or name your kid SteveB for Steve Baby. 18 Share this post Link to post
nohorseman 5423 Posted January 6, 2016 Steve please bring back the name American Diaper in celebration of this big news 19 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted January 6, 2016 Why don't more people name their kid Jesus? 3 Share this post Link to post
piemanpie24 1119 Posted January 6, 2016 I hope they visit every engineers house from now on. I want to see where Cody lives. I want to be disgusted and scared. 13 Share this post Link to post
nohorseman 5423 Posted January 6, 2016 It's not even on the top 100 most popular Hispanic baby names for boys 2014 list I think tcsn is onto something here. It is estimated that 150 million men and boys in the world bear the name Muhammad EDIT lookin through this list, number 98 is Cristóbal which I think translates directly to Christ's Ball. 92 is Kevin which is funny since that's comedy's go-to boring name and even a rich culture like Hispania's can't escape its boringness. 13 Share this post Link to post
apocowarg 2696 Posted January 6, 2016 It's my birthday this Sunday and I am having my classic birthday struggle. Do I leave my birthday on Facebook so everyone can get reminded by a machine to care or do I remove it and feel a sad smugness when no one remembers? 16 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted January 6, 2016 Wargen, you should find every Happy Birthday Facebook post for that day and reply with, "Hey cool! It's my birthday too!" 14 Share this post Link to post
piemanpie24 1119 Posted January 6, 2016 It's my birthday this Sunday and I am having my classic birthday struggle. Do I leave my birthday on Facebook so everyone can get reminded by a machine to care or do I remove it and feel a sad smugness when no one remembers? Come here first before you go to Facebook. The birthday wishes you get here will offset the sadness you feel there 11 Share this post Link to post
apocowarg 2696 Posted January 7, 2016 I like the cut of your jib, piemanpie24. 6 Share this post Link to post
robinsbruce 4985 Posted January 7, 2016 hey steve what are you going to do with the first one once the second one sprouts? 17 Share this post Link to post
Jakal 4475 Posted January 7, 2016 Steve im glad you had the smarts to come to the forum for help naming your child. I've complied a list of my top 45 choices in no paticular order and reason why you should name your future baby that. nohorseman - if your kid doesnt come out looking like a horse this is a contender. piemanpie24 - does the newborn look kid of like the baker? why not name him after him, also you should probably get a blood test. ThunderCock69 - such a strong german name chickn egg(nog) - everyone's heard of Chris Martins daughter Apple, why not make things a bit more festive and go with everyones favorite holiday treat. --- - dash dash dash represents the letter O in morse code, maybe you could do something with that i dont know. robotam - you can future proof your kid by naming it after the inevitable singularity honlads - strong irish name, pretty sure it means says funny things in gaelic aaaaa - when you take your kid to the doctor instead of asking him to say ah the doc can just say say your name youngrose - youtube.com/watch?v=yivLt9cTaio silvrwoman - ive heard of a man name sue, but a boy named women Spunky Foonerism - hmm running out of steam, really wish I didnt have to commit to this Joe Lerini - strong german name mikebonetti - strong german name wargen - strong german name ash - strong german name Rose_Cream - youtube.com/watch?v=j2r2nDhTzO4 lizzy - strong german name Jacob C - strong german name JeffreyPartiesStrikesBack - strong german name SteveH - strong german name Jackal - strong german name Number 1 Cheeba Hawk - strong german name Jack Johnson P.I. - strong german name Houston - strong german name WheedzCentricThEntertainer - strong german name Nice Norm - strong german name Joe McGurl - strong handsome name Chanson - strong skiers name Ensendada Slime - strong german name eLIZamuffins - strong food name greggy - strong clown name Ronnie hog - strong german name Kevin O'Brien - dont name your kid this, he could never live up to the legend Blink - strong german name agata - strong german name Jon Onyx - strong german name Cargo Shortzenegger - strong german name dreamingofhalls - strong german name thejjar - strong german name RanRan - strong german name Asadasa - strong german name mwn - strong german name A Bear - strong animal name devscoot - strong german name Zsinjeh - strong german name Thomas Fiddlesticks - strong german name Edit: Danny Boy Wizard - yeeeeeeeeeer a wizzzzarrrrd Danny 31 Share this post Link to post
apocowarg 2696 Posted January 7, 2016 hey steve what are you going to do with the first one once the second one sprouts? Give it to me. I can't make a baby with my waifu pillow so we have to adopt. 14 Share this post Link to post
Danny Boy Wizard 1342 Posted January 7, 2016 hey, screw you too jakal 12 Share this post Link to post