EPISODE 127 — UNTITLED CLEMENTS-DAVENPORT PROJECT, Pt. 1

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

only if I can add queefing to that sweet lineup

 

YAS QWEEF!

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

You guys I ordered this new candle holder and it looks like you can fill it with water and there's this long hose you can attach to it.

Can candle get you lit?

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Did the candle come with it? If so, you should cut it in half and see if someone hid a bag of weed in there.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Guys I asked for beard sounds last week and this week they did so much beard sounds. It's just the latest piece of evidence to support my theory, which is that Sean and Hayes love me, and do this podcast in order to try and give me what I want and make me happy. It's a lot of power for me to have, but they are right to feel that way.

 

What should I ask for next?

 

I got it. Next week, if you want to prove that you love me, I want to hear Hayes do a big giggle, and I want Sean to do a funny tone of voice where he knows he just said something bad but he isn't sorry and in fact he is actually very pleased with himself. If both of those things happen, it will be irrefutable proof that I'm right.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

http://freakonomics.com/author/hayesdavenport/

 

I hope Hayes got this memo.

 

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/a-baseball-mystery-the-home-run-is-back-and-no-one-knows-why/

 

Actually, looks like 538 is all over Hayes today...

 

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/shut-up-about-harvard/

[SteveH 11126]

april fools!

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

april fools!

thanks

[mwn 5470]

I had no idea hayes was a big baseball dorkus. I have a cabinet of useless shit at work and approximately one quarter of it is the bible for big baseball dorkuses. I knew it'd come in handy some day

[FaceLikeThunder 2114]

Did the candle come with it? If so, you should cut it in half and see if someone hid a bag of weed in there.

 

Well it was empty and the candle was NOT dabbable.

Whatamess.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Just to makes sure I don't go a gd week w/o a Toledo reference, Billy Bean was a Toledo Mudhen before he became Brad Putt.

[Lexfor 691]

I'm glad to know that Sean uses snack tongs as well. They are indispensable to me. Earwolf should make some HH branded snack tongs "Sean's Snack Tongs" $9.99.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

 

 

It's about time somebody took a stand on this.

[Game of Scones 5812]

shes like, fuck this shit

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

but for really tho, Brett has been being very good for sure. Scripps lucked out with this scrappy crew of engineers. Ep was so hot, just one long perpetual smile

[DerrickBuffett 8]

I have a very large sum of money to wire for the pro version, i need bank account numbers guys.

[chanson 9697]

Randy Johnson reminds me of Ken Griffey, Jr. But I can't remember what they could possibly have in common with each other....... Hmmmmmmmmmmm......

[JacobCrites 4977]

first

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

I'm amazed by Dustin Marshall's incompetence. He couldn't get a podcast out on time if his life depended on it.

[lizzy 1946]

 

 

It's about time somebody took a stand on this.

Okay though his right arm is definitely out of frame and could certainly be holding a selfie stick or (if his arm is freakishly long) a phone.

[piemanpie24 1119]

Where the fuck is the Doughboys episode. Guys, I need my dough.

[Lexfor 691]

Where the fuck is the Doughboys episode. Guys, I need my dough.

 

I noticed Doughboys being talked about here a lot, so I started listening to it. I'm on episode 20, Starbucks. Great show.

 

Congratulations on the pro version piemanpie24! Hopefully I'll get there someday, I'll just stick with the amateur version of the podcast for now.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Where the fuck is the Doughboys episode. Guys, I need my dough.

 

Wow pieman's on Doughboys this week... And he's getting paid. That proversion works wonders.

[thejjar 5031]

Hi Everyone. It's me thejjar from the Hollywood Handbook forums. I'm here to discuss a serious issue. There has been a lot of discussion about a certain podcast that is irrelevant to Hollywood Handbook. Let me paint a picture that the people who are fans of said podcast will get through their thick lard infested skulls. So let's say you're on this forum for great cheeseburgers. And you know full well that the inventor of cheeseburgers frequents this forum. But then you start talking about how hot dogs are actually great and that's all you talk about on there. Is that a cool thing to do?

 

 

Thank you. I hope I have made myself clear

[SteveH 11126]

Where the fuck is the Doughboys episode. Guys, I need my dough.

 

Gimme dat Dough

[SteveH 11126]

Hi Everyone. It's me thejjar from the Hollywood Handbook forums. I'm here to discuss a serious issue. There has been a lot of discussion about a certain podcast that is irrelevant to Hollywood Handbook. Let me paint a picture that the people who are fans of said podcast will get through their thick lard infested skulls. So let's say you're on this forum for great cheeseburgers. And you know full well that the inventor of cheeseburgers frequents this forum. But then you start talking about how hot dogs are actually great and that's all you talk about on there. Is that a cool thing to do?

 

 

Thank you. I hope I have made myself clear

 

but we LOVE cheeseburgers, and we also think hot dogs are great. So maybe the inventor of cheeseburgers peruses the forum, and, taking note of our enthusiasm for hot dogs, comes up with the idea to put hot dogs on a cheeseburger, or make one of those long hamburger tubes like they have at 7-11.