Episode 147 - Julie Klausner, Back Again

[agata 2789]

Julie Klausner joins the boys again to reminisce on her past episodes and get a little political. Then, Sean does some of his classic impressions and the gang picks their Mt. Crushmore.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

*extremely 'making copies' voice* julayyyyyyyyyyy

[Hello My Name Is Nolan 365]

It's about time Queenie was back! I mean, was it really that Difficult, People?

 

*screen fades to black as Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, Daphne, Fred, and some asshole in a rubber skellington suit burst into laughter*

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Sup

[Hello My Name Is Nolan 365]

Sup

Oh not much just here on the first page, chillin' and grillin'. You know, usual Monday night stuff

[TVsFredSavage 502]

It's nice to know that even in the world of professional comedy that the intentional persecution and manipulation of the mentally ill is seen as such a casual non-issue and more of a running gag for which no one involved seemes to show any remorse as a damaged man's life falls to pieces by thier own hand.

 

We are getting political with this one right?

[Hello My Name Is Nolan 365]

Hayes you ignorant fuck, I've been to Latvia, they sound like tired Russians, not Italians having a stroke

[TVsFredSavage 502]

Having to be Russian all the time would make anyone tired.

It ain't easy being fast.

[CiscoKid 1973]

For the love of God, we have to buy howl premium now! Get Vladislav some fucking medicine!

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Howl Premium? More like Scowl Peemium! Fuck earwolf. Fuck podcasts. If this forum was a real place it would probably smell like shit.

[crumbcake 104]

Julie's back! (Tell a friend)

[TVsFredSavage 502]

#eminemstore

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Anyone noah if this ep is good or not? Haven't listened yet.

 

(nailed that joke )

[aerospoon 109]

More like Julie Clownsner, she so funny.

 

 

(is.... is that something?)

[beeface 1804]

oh my god. i simply cannot wait to hear this Julie Klausner episode of hollywood hand book

[yodellingwalrus 88]

thanks guys for putting this on the internet where I can access it

Appreciate it

Other podcasts put them on secret internet places where civilians can't get to

Bad business model if you ask me

[SpencerPearson 159]

I'm into this.

[JacobCrites 4977]

Yo, no bit: Julie Klausner is the jam on this show, for real.

[Garfield? More Like GREATfield 9]

I'm new here (on earth - I was just born, I'm a newborn baby like 2 or 3 days old) and I'm fighting through my AIDS diagnosis and two broken legs to post the identity of the Latvian man in the opening ad of this podcast:

 

https://youtu.be/guwl1w0yFGk?t=3m28s

 

Learning to type this likely sealed my death but it was worth it knowing I spent literally my entire life contributing to the most famously-welcoming podcast forum on eart.,--/;]oewg...q[hsdufgld..

[Houston 4819]

Julie Klausner is spitting hot fire on this episode.

 

By hot fire I mean Julie Klausner is a fire breathing dragon.

 

By fire breathing dragon I mean she's killing jokes like Smaug killed the residents of Dale.

 

By residents of Dale I mean the jokes are so fresh it's like one of the early towns of men.

 

By the towns of men, I just mean the species of humans as opposed to all Children of Iluvatar or dwarves.

 

By dwarves, I'm referring to the beings created by Mahal who got impatient with Iluvatar who was spending so much damn time singing of creation that Mahal got bored.

 

By bored, I obviously mean this podcast was fun. 6/6 Benghazi's.

[Garfield? More Like GREATfield 9]

Howl Premium? More like Scowl Peemium! Fuck earwolf. Fuck podcasts. If this forum was a real place it would probably smell like shit.

 

You smell like shit! EVERYTHING smells like shit!!!!!!!! Scowl Peemium is right - my pee, my scowl, the smell of my own diaper shit and its ability to permeate this forum itself is dead* right!!!

 

*me = soon

[Just Add Pepper 2026]

Haven't listened to the episode yet, but I did watch Sunday's episode of Vice Principals that Hayes was a credited writer on, and it was very good.

 

Sean and Hayes are such modest little good boys that they never plug their own work, so you guys should check it out if you haven't already. There's a great scene where Danny McBride looks at the camera and goes "whaddup whaddup hm yes speak on that ooh no too scary for me, hmm yes frankingsteins" and I turned to my girlfriend* and said "I just KNOW Hayes wrote that line, I got a feeling about it"

 

*I don't have a girlfriend. Sorry I lied, I thought it would make the story more relatable. I just wanted you all to like me.

[nohorseman 5423]

Why show business, why Hollywood, and where is your LA?

 

[Houston 4819]

Why show business, why Hollywood, and where is your LA?

 

 

I blame Mack Weldon. They are SO comfortable you don't want to take them off and they wick away odor and moisture so well it's hard not to shit yourself in them.

[BrillGrungerson 1365]

I don't even wanna hear them joke about not doing Handbook forever. We've already lost Reality Show Show, I can't take another hit like that