I want to go as a sexy casino for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be slot shamed.

[Bronson Magnifico 83]

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[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy dog for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be spot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy Ben Wyatt from Parks and Recreation for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Adam Scott shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy deep-vein thrombosis for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be blood clot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a dwarf leopard, of the type distributed extensively within South America including the islands of Trinidad and Margarita, Central America, and Mexico, and as far north as Texas, but I'm nervous I'll be ocelot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy goblin founder of a bank that eventually monopolizes the financial sector of the wizarding world for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Gringott shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy Janine Melnitz for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Annie Potts shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy pouch of applesauce for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Mott's shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy hard candy with a fizzy, sour center for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Zotz shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy Rorschach test for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be ink blot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy host of Slate's Political Gabfest but I'm nervous I'll be David Plotz shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy 180-foot golf ball for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Epcot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy knight of the Round Table for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Lancelot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy junior United States Senator from New Hampshire for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Kelly Ayotte shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy Hall of Fame cornerback/safety for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Ronnie Lott shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy fruit or the tree that bears the fruit of one of several species in the genus Prunus (stone fruits) but I'm nervous I'll be apricot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy Yuri Gagarin for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be cosmonaut shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy Optimus Prime for Halloween but I'm nervous I'll be Autobot shamed.

[SirVizzle 27]

I want to go as a sexy guy who's embarrassed to have shamelessly and repeatedly responded to this post just to bump it to the top of the most replies list for Halloween but I'm nervous I'm not shamed.

[Bronson Magnifico 83]

I hope he reads all of yours in order.

[SirVizzle 27]

It would only work if he reads yours first. Mine make no sense independently.

[Mister Malaka 63]

Congrats on becoming the most replied catchphrase in history!

[Bronson Magnifico 83]

It took a lot of hard work to get here, and I can honestly say that I did little of it.

[SideofMcG 225]

I want to go as a sexually promiscuous woman for Halloween but I'm afraid I'll be slut shamed.....

 

..... wait no.

 

I'm doing this wrong aren't I?

[Bronson Magnifico 83]

Close enough!