The Shrekronomicon 397 Posted November 26, 2016 You mean it isn't Timothy Dalton, the all-time greatest James Bond? Â Guess I'll delete all the drafts of PMs I was gonna send professing my love for him as an actor and as a man. Â I'm sure theres an infinity panda out there who would take heart in hearing some kind words, even if they werem't originally meant for him. No panda is truly "Limitless" anyway. In fact, I think they're endangered or some shit. A little confidence boost might help get him back into the dating scene. 3 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted November 27, 2016 Dalton, I absolutely loved your work in "The Beautician and the Beast." You'll always be the President of a made-up European country...in my heart. Also, your mustache is distinguished and sexy. 4 Share this post Link to post
The Shrekronomicon 397 Posted November 27, 2016 "Sweetie" is used often in a way that seems condescending around here, but there is a genuine application of the word. I won't do it because it sounds belittling, but those were some very kind words for Dalton, Joe Lerini. 4 Share this post Link to post
Charlie Murphy Brown 4977 Posted November 27, 2016 This one time in boot camp they took us to the base auditorium for Thanksgiving and showed us Braveheart on the big screen and let us buy candy to eat and stopped screaming at us for a whole afternoon. This other time in boot camp someone sent me a mini fold-out paper Christmas tree and the drill instructor let me set it up on my footlocker Christmas Eve night through the morning. Then this other time in boot camp they made us keep filling up our canteens and drinking water until everyone in the platoon puked and then we had to clean all that up. Happy Holidays! Â 9 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted November 27, 2016 Hahaha "boot" camp, I get it. Boot and rally soldier! You're so lucky, I never got to go to camp. 4 Share this post Link to post
mikethehuman 1251 Posted November 28, 2016 I had a Timothy Dalton joke but it was only in 2 Bond movies so it isn't even worth talking about  (if someone else could comment "BURN!!!" below this i would appreciate it) 6 Share this post Link to post
Joe Lerini 7329 Posted November 29, 2016 Thanks I'll like this post because it's polite, but I will NEVER like the one previous. 5 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted November 29, 2016 I'll like this post because it's polite, but I will NEVER like the one previous. OH BEHAVE! Â -Famous catchphrase of Dalton's Bond 5 Share this post Link to post
sheeshkabob 213 Posted November 29, 2016 Argh! Paly stole the Marky Twain story. Can't believe that. 1 Share this post Link to post
