Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

[Zsinjeh 1677]

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Speaking of messengers, I just got freagin beaned in my forum DMs. No joke. No one check their DMs, it's a trick and you're probably gonna get beaned

[Henry 3777]

I did too, Silvr. We'll all make it through this. Everyone one of us

[mikethehuman 1251]

There's a bean virus going around, i definitely caught it too. this would never happen on Howl forums and i think its time we migrated

[Zsinjeh 1677]

oh no that's terrible

[Silvrwoman 4998]

I literally just got beaned by a coffee mug, henry. And not in the way you're supposed to be beaned by a coffee mug in the morning

[mikethehuman 1251]

i could go for a coffee mug's worth of kidney beans which if im not mistaken IS the way you're supposed to get beaned by a coffee mug in the morning

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

Hi guys. Please help me do the math, and tell me if my week was good or bad:

 

Pro: This was a great ep.

 

Pro: Hayes's twitter went viral again

 

Pro: On Saturday, I got to see Shitty Jobs starring Sean, Dom, DC Pierson, and Ben Rodgers; it was a very funny show.

 

Con: Today I spent my lunch break tryna think of a funny joke comparing Trump to Hitler, but yet again, all I came up with was comparing how I like my men to how I like my coffee

 

Con: Everything else

 

Con: You probably ate up to 3 spiders in your sleep this week

 

I still think your week comes up positive, just want to make sure we're including all contributing factors

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

Con: You probably ate up to 3 spiders in your sleep this week

 

I still think your week comes up positive, just want to make sure we're including all contributing factors

 

Actually only 3 is a pro. "People swallow 8 spiders a year in their sleep" is a myth. I can't believe you still think that lol. The fact is most people swallow an average of 7 to 69 spiders per night, depending on their appetite. That's why they say eating a full breakfast and light snacks throughout the day is important. Helps you keep your figure and also not eat spiders. Strict dieting is unsustainable, you really have to just eat healthier. Just try not drinking soda or swallowing spiders in your sleep for a month, and then you'll see how good you feel

[Henry 3777]

 

I found the perfect picture that ties together this whole conversation about Silvrwoman's pros and cons.

[Fabio's Socks 1822]

Actually only 3 is a pro.

 

You're a pro, Silvr. That's why I said you likely only ate 3.

[CiscoKid 1973]

 

Actually only 3 is a pro. "People swallow 8 spiders a year in their sleep" is a myth. I can't believe you still think that lol. The fact is most people swallow an average of 7 to 69 spiders per night, depending on their appetite. That's why they say eating a full breakfast and light snacks throughout the day is important. Helps you keep your figure and also not eat spiders. Strict dieting is unsustainable, you really have to just eat healthier. Just try not drinking soda or swallowing spiders in your sleep for a month, and then you'll see how good you feel

 

LOL 69 spiders? I'd like to get beaned by that mug in the morning!

[mikethehuman 1251]

FOURTH PAGE MUCH?!?!

 

hah! just a bit of gentle ribbing. what a week its been

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Whats the difference between fantasy and sport?

Also what is the difference between a coach and a play?

 

hope this was helpful

[CiscoKid 1973]

We're so close to a 69th post I can almost taste it

 

Whoops, that came out wrong

[Joe Lerini 7329]

 

hope this was helpful

 

I love this post. I wish I could like it more than once.

 

Now for an episode of Joe Lerini: The Emo Kid Who Never Grew Out of It...

 

Earlier today I made this cute girl at my work laugh pretty hard and I felt LIKE A GOD! But she was also wearing a classic Jack Kirby THOR shirt and I asked if she's a comic fan, and she gave me a flat "Not really."

[MatthewMack 57]

We're so close to a 69th post I can almost taste it

 

Whoops, that came out wrong

 

I keep HEARING about the Cheddar Bay biscuits, but I'm not SEEING the Cheddar Bay biscuits.

[souprman 10477]

laundrypeoples and gerbilpersons, this week's winner is......

[SeasonalPun 144]

[mikethehuman 1251]

oh gosh you guys, classic Deadpoool scouring the internet for instances of the number 69 and then totally pranking everyone in the process! First we got beaned and now THIS?! i nearly spit out my morning cup of kidney beans when i saw it and believe me beans ain't cheap so i dont often spit them out all willy nilly

[CiscoKid 1973]

[mrsprowl 66]

Very worried we've been hearing less and less from Vladislav these past few episodes.

 

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

By far the best parts of this ep was when Chris and the boys were all talking out of their mouths, listening with their ears and looking thru their eyes. who even does that?? So good!

 

(Cisco member?)

 

"I'm pretty sure this is exactly how America got started"

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Comes the morning broke in, garbage truck on hundred spoke rim, cannon shots from forty knots, lemon drops ward off the scurvy rots. Ahoy, there came a noise, and a curious calling voice. Awareness, thought deploys. The breathing world beckons, crawls across the brink of dawn

 

[mwn 5470]

hello all. never count out touchdown tom. I love you. that is all