Episode 218 - The Big Holiday Party

[DaltonMaltz 1119]

JAKE AND AMIR from the “If I Were You” podcast are in the studio along with many other guests to celebrate at the big Hollywood Handbook party for the holidays.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

[CiscoKid 1973]

Guys I can't tell, but do you think Jake and Amir are in on the joke?

[urinalcake 1645]

Thanks for the invite bois.

[robotam 4493]

Merry Holidays to all

And to all a good podcast!

 

I agree with a lot of this feminist stuff, so I'm loving that we got so many kick-ass babes on this episode.

[Jay Rundo 323]

So in this episode the boyes bring up an age old question.

 

But it goes un-answered.

 

IS eggnog just Christmas?

[Henry 3777]

We at least know that red is Christmas because red is Santa and he's a major proponent of Christmas. Even going as far as encouraging people to marry it.

[nohorseman 5423]

thought of a little song parody, if you will be so kind as to indulge me:

 

~clears throat, honks on a pitch pipe~

 

 

** to the tune of im dreaming of a white christmas**

 

"Im dreaming of a sean and hayes boxing day"

[Henry 3777]

Starbucks isn't even trying to hide it anymore. It looks like they've finally come out and made an official declaration of war on the holidays.

 

[ArthurJNewsome 21]

I did not care for the attitude of the guests. They seemed hostile and overtly resentful to both Hayes and Davenport.

 

For future episodes, please get guests that are willing to stick to the topics at hand. Thank you.

 

- A

[Henry 3777]

I could tell that the horny girl wolf didn't really get the show and wasn't quite in on the joke this episode.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

what an ep! i don't think i got the joke though.

 

 

can't wait to press play and say 'hey guys' to next week's episode!

[devscoots 2561]

lets face it guys none of us are in on the (or even a) joke

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

 

ladles and jellyspoons, start your hot air balloons, today's the official kick off bash fantasy draft for HH Forum Fantasy Street Racing League, where we'll battle it out on the mean streets to see who's got what it takes to drive hard, live fast and never use turn signals in this lawless land where all that matters is speed, and not the Sandra Bullock kind or the tasty amphetamines kind, just good ol flyin down the highway speed. you'll need a tough crew to move up the list in this no prep no holds barred no limit hold em fight to the death or the finish line, whichever comes first

 

the season series will consist of a quarter mile drag race, a dangerous mountain road sprint, the dirt track from Cars where Lightning McQueen learned to drift, the Handbook 5000 and probably the Cannonball Run. you'll earn points based on where you finish in each race and at the end of the season we'll crown a HHFFSRL champion

 

please choose a vehicle (year make model), a name for your ride and tell us about its features or post a pic or blueprint of the prototype. alternative fuel ok, 1 wheel minimum, 18 wheel max, no airplanes or millennium falcons

 

my car is a 1990 Ford Festiva named Claudette. she's got a jet engine and extra sleek fuzzy dice, 4 kits of nitrous, 2 flux capacitors and 3 special mystery buttons on the dash that I've yet to try out

 

[BrillGrungerson 1365]

i hope everyone's war on christmas went well. I got PUBG and a vape store gift card, which you're sure as hell not gonna find in the bible

[JMonsterface 1974]

Ok guys, I was too nervous to show up in the last thread because some big-names were talking about me, but I'm finally here and I am ready to say my piece.

 

The Last Jedi was great. Like, really really great. I don't understand why everyone hates it. Even the people who liked it hated the casino part, which I thought was also great. I just don't get it. Why is everyone so mad at this wonderful movie?

 

Anyway, great episode boys!

[nohorseman 5423]

Ok guys, I was too nervous to show up in the last thread because some big-names were talking about me, but I'm finally here and I am ready to say my piece.

 

The Last Jedi was great. Like, really really great. I don't understand why everyone hates it. Even the people who liked it hated the casino part, which I thought was also great. I just don't get it. Why is everyone so mad at this wonderful movie?

 

Anyway, great episode boys!

gotta agree with jmo here. I thought the movie was exactly like Scott Hall's signature move with a toothpick: a fantastic flick!

 

[Henry 3777]

 

My whip is a rare '92 Honda Batmobile named "The Vixen". It's got road surface access through a hole in the floorboard so you can tell what kind of traction you're getting and sometimes fumes make their way in from the engine if you turn the heater on, but that's just so you can smell how good the engine is performing. It's got vintage hand crank windows and the handle on the passenger side comes off easily for maximum aerodynamicness. The stereo was stolen a couple years ago, but the back seat is now outfitted with a portable Panaphonics CD player boom box. It's battery powered so you can take the party with you wherever you want. The lid that you open to put CDs in is stuck for some reason so you can only listen to the radio or that one Blink 182 album with the picture of the nurse on the cover because I bought it used from Craigslist and that's what was in it. It's pretty much their most popular album though.

[Jay Rundo 323]

My whip is a rare '92 Honda Batmobile named "The Vixen". It's got road surface access through a hole in the floorboard so you can tell what kind of traction you're getting and sometimes fumes make their way in from the engine if you turn the heater on, but that's just so you can smell how good the engine is performing. It's got vintage hand crank windows and the handle on the passenger side comes off easily for maximum aerodynamicness. The stereo was stolen a couple years ago, but the back seat is now outfitted with a portable Panaphonics CD player boom box. It's battery powered so you can take the party with you wherever you want. The lid that you open to put CDs in is stuck for some reason so you can only listen to the radio or that one Blink 182 album with the picture of the nurse on the cover because I bought it used from Craigslist and that's what was...

 

 

Uhhhhhh well THIS IS AWKWARD

[Jay Rundo 323]

Im doin my best here guys

[JMonsterface 1974]

Guys, if you really want Sean and Hayes's attention, you need to list all the reasons that Last Jedi was actually really good!

[Henry 3777]

I haven't seen any of The Star Wars, but I did some quick research by some Google image searches. It looks like a pretty wild ride. First you got the classic characters we all love, the tall polite golden robot, the squatty beepy one, and the newer ball robot. Then there are a few new surprises, but still familiar faces. Gandalf has been brought in to spice things up as well as the dark haired bad guy from Harry Potter. I think we can expect some impressive neon sword fights and heart pounding space ship fights where the space ships shoot lasers. In my opinion The Star Wars is a great movie and I can't wait for the next one! 5 bags of popcorn

[Henry 3777]

 

 

Uhhhhhh well THIS IS AWKWARD

 

I promise to keep it a clean and orderly race. As long as you don't accuse me of being so serious. I'm only moderately serious at most.

[DrewF 141]

You GOTTA imagine that Jake and Amir at least broached the subject of HH moving to Headgum. I mean, models are changing. Headgum is the future.

[the ostrich 907]

Guys, if you really want Sean and Hayes's attention, you need to list all the reasons that Last Jedi was actually really good!

i got your list RIGHT HERE

 

 

good ep this week boys. i hope the hors d'oeurves weren't too difficult to clean up.