Cameron H. 23786 Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, The_Triple_Lindy said: I know this has been mentioned, but since you bring up Daedalus again, I don't understand why they did what they did with Daedalus' character other than they had a sexy disco iguana goddess costume and had to use it because of union rules or something.  But also, does anyone else think that they missed a huge opportunity, since they were dealing with King Minos and the labyrinth, to bring in the minotaur? Since aside from trapping Daedalus and Icarus in the labyrinth, Minos' whole deal was that he controlled the minotaur but it ended up killing and eating him in the end. Daedalus created the minotaur, so it could've even been one of those stupid robots. I figured we’d get a Minotaur, too! When you think this movie is going to zig, it spins around in circle and craps it’s pants. Do you think the sexy iguana costume was a holdover from when the movie was supposed to be a porn? Although, Inprefer the idea that it was made for another movie as I would love to see it. Also, it’s great to have you back Trip!  3 Share this post Link to post
Cam Bert 8145 Posted May 29, 2019 Two things, one, for me easily the best moment of the movie was Lou's silent "wows" and his face as they are hurtling through space. Second, to expand about the iguana costume I think a lot of these costumes got classed up from the adult version ones they made. I'm pretty sure Cassiopeia was just clam shells and a thong and the shredded rags were added in after. Also if you notice Daedalus's sexy iguana costume had larger covers for the private bits over a body suit. Something tells me that body suit wasn't always there.  3 Share this post Link to post
The_Triple_Lindy 2482 Posted May 29, 2019 9 hours ago, Cameron H. said: I figured we’d get a Minotaur, too! When you think this movie is going to zig, it spins around in circle and craps it’s pants. Do you think the sexy iguana costume was a holdover from when the movie was supposed to be a porn? Although, Inprefer the idea that it was made for another movie as I would love to see it. Also, it’s great to have you back Trip!   9 hours ago, Cam Bert said: Two things, one, for me easily the best moment of the movie was Lou's silent "wows" and his face as they are hurtling through space. Second, to expand about the iguana costume I think a lot of these costumes got classed up from the adult version ones they made. I'm pretty sure Cassiopeia was just clam shells and a thong and the shredded rags were added in after. Also if you notice Daedalus's sexy iguana costume had larger covers for the private bits over a body suit. Something tells me that body suit wasn't always there.  Pictured: Classed-up iguana porn My guess is, she was supposed to be part of the Super Mario Bros movie as a Koopa Troopa love interest but got written out for being too garish. Tell me you couldn't picture it: 3 1 Share this post Link to post
gigi-tastic 2322 Posted May 30, 2019 On 5/28/2019 at 10:18 PM, The_Triple_Lindy said: I know this has been mentioned, but since you bring up Daedalus again, I don't understand why they did what they did with Daedalus' character other than they had a sexy disco iguana goddess costume and had to use it because of union rules or something. But also, does anyone else think that they missed a huge opportunity, since they were dealing with King Minos and the labyrinth, to bring in the minotaur? Since aside from trapping Daedalus and Icarus in the labyrinth, Minos' whole deal was that he controlled the minotaur but it ended up killing and eating him in the end. Daedalus created the minotaur, so it could've even been one of those stupid robots. When he mentioned his labyrinth I  thought for sure that at the end we would see Herc wrestle with a muscle man Minotaur with like a robo bull head or something 1 Share this post Link to post
gigi-tastic 2322 Posted May 30, 2019 On 5/29/2019 at 8:24 AM, The_Triple_Lindy said:  Pictured: Classed-up iguana porn My guess is, she was supposed to be part of the Super Mario Bros movie as a Koopa Troopa love interest but got written out for being too garish. Tell me you couldn't picture it: Are you trying to tell me Sexy Space Iguana Goddess is not THE look?! Lies! Blasphemy! I thought she looked like a retro Martian from some weird old timey space musical of MGM's. It's better than two spray painted seashells, a thong, and a necklace of toilet paper though. Speaking of outfits can we talk about Circe's upsetting vagina fringe on her leotard? 1 Share this post Link to post
theworstbuddhist 572 Posted May 30, 2019 SSIG looks like the star of a 70s production of Valerian. Which, for all I know, exists. Or, like, Barbarella. The reptile guy looks like Michael Chiklis! 2 Share this post Link to post
The_Triple_Lindy 2482 Posted May 30, 2019 3 hours ago, gigi-tastic said: When he mentioned his labyrinth I  thought for sure that at the end we would see Herc wrestle with a muscle man Minotaur with like a robo bull head or something Somehow I think that any non-robotic live-action Minotaur in this flick would've been some kind of half-bull, half-sexy lady. 3 hours ago, gigi-tastic said: Are you trying to tell me Sexy Space Iguana Goddess is not THE look?! Lies! Blasphemy! I thought she looked like a retro Martian from some weird old timey space musical of MGM's. She looks like a raver from the 5th Element. What do you think, Zorg? 3 hours ago, gigi-tastic said: Speaking of outfits can we talk about Circe's upsetting vagina fringe on her leotard? My yes, that fringe is ... unfortunate. 2 Share this post Link to post