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Episode 34.5 — Minisode 34.5

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It felt like they were trying to make a Lifetime Channel movie; with the whispy filter and horribly cheese-ball music. I honestly can't believe Gary Oldman and Peter Dinklage actually participated in this!

Best WTF moment (in my opinion): David Allen Grier in a bad toupee, drilling that "little" hussy in the middle of the party, in a room encased in windows, for all to see! What an exhibitionist!

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Disclaimer: This is NOT an official answer

 

 

But yeah, my best guess is that Skype dropped the ball on this one and ruined the show. Bummer x1000000

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dear god almighty, my girlfriend made me watch this movie a few days ago... it starts out as a pretty poorly written rom-com so i was not paying too much attention for the first 20min or so, then spirals out of control into the most crazy shitshow i've ever seen... David Allen Grier is fucking a dwarf, as is Patrica Arquette, Peter Dinklidge dons braids at one point (?), and there is a 10min scene between McConaughey and Beckinsale that, on paper, reads like a Wikipedia page about the trials and tribulations of being a dwarf... batshit crazy... not to mention the lead dwarf role goes to... GARY FUCKING OLDMAN?!?! there are 600 midgets in this movie and they went with a full sized dude walking around on his knees... that's a slap in the face to the little people's acting community if there ever was one.

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The discovery of this movie, and a mutual love for it's batshit insanity, is one of the reasons I married my lovely wife. True story.

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Damn, have to wait another week to hear these guys tear the shit out of Tiptoes.

 

DAMN YOU SKYPE... DAMN YOU

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I love that the writer of this wretched project had never written a film before, or since.

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Anybody catch when Rolfe was really angry on the phone with Sally & started saying all these curses about himself?

 

He's interrupted when he turns & sees Kate Beckinsale. The last words he says is "I'm a fart..." Where was he going with that curse word? Fartface? That's the only one I can think of.

 

 

Whatever word you put after fart though is pretty lame with as pissed off as Rolfe was.

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