submit youtube clips for improv4humans

[TheWurstMember 14]

http://youtu.be/emLQTIFzLGU

 

Old lady describing top ten sex toys. I think after two or three you could stop just about anywhere- these are some pretty entertaining descriptions.

[TheWurstMember 14]

http://youtu.be/Qj5YtdCcGPU?t=50s

 

it begins with this lady bragging about how she beat her "cyber son" in Scrabble and then she rambles about the things she like to read in the paper. There's just something about the music, the stupid text commentary, (like once she reviewed the video, she had to write in self-deprecating comments) and the random plug at the end was pretty unexpected.

[Madonna Arms 1]

fuuuuuck this guy right?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_C9QJ41Jx0&list=UUJimfyIOFM3Yaot_V8bFLPQ&index=6

[Dr. ColossalMan 2]

Here's an oldie but a goodie: Glen Danzig tells you about his book collection

 

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[Dr. ColossalMan 2]

Black Out - "Video Games"

 

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[Zack21 3]

Ayo, lemme smell yo dick.

 

 

The name of the song says it all, but after viewing a few times, I honestly think this is supposed to be a legit song.

[GregJ.Hansen 316]

In 1974, a synthesized voice ordered a pizza for the first time in history.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94d_h_t2QAA

[Captainplanet54 0]

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An outstanding interview with the late Earl Weaver.

[Wendall Kendall 4]

Father shoots daughter's laptop

 

[BrettMorris 1862]

In 1974, a synthesized voice ordered a pizza for the first time in history.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94d_h_t2QAA

this is amazing

[Butt Park 85]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htniPUE8hA

[zebranipples 0]

This starts out as a possibly legitimate academic talking about ancient cultures and artifacts and very quickly devolves into talk of reptilians and what he thinks certain scratches on certain rocks mean. Everything he says is complete insanity, but the piece de resistance starts at 1:02:08 at the first question in the Q/A. By far the best JFK assassination theory I have ever heard.

 

[josephdonahue 1]

Bootleg Fireworks:

[Shakesbeard 61]

5 yr old loves & is jealous of Jerry Seinfeld

http://www.youtube.c...bed/oVoR_ZMPgVE

 

How to: Cat Massage

http://www.youtube.c...bed/TnZhi5gaX8g

 

Also, I don't know how to embed, sorry.

[benk 257]

guy gets chewed out by his new boss when he shows up to work high on his first day. it's not laugh out loud hilarious, but it's different that usual crazies. maybe it'll spark some improv ideas?

 

i wasn't sure exactly where to start it since it's a really long video, but this might work.

 

 

hey on second thought maybe don't play this one i'm worried it will just be terrible

[Butt Park 85]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY0XXfGALSI

 

Listeners of Todd Glass's podcast should be familiar with this one.

[Uncle Monty 6]

Some more fabulous parenting. This is from a documentary about a notorious Yorkshireman Paul Sykes. It picks up at 1.50

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd0-jJMm9K8

 

'I'm gonna have to beat him up' is my favourite line, around 3.10

[GregJ.Hansen 316]

Farewell speech from some VH1 reality show (Ton of Cash?) takes a turn for the... well, watch.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZOgr4EE5M

[Uncle Monty 6]

This football (soccer) manager fires players at half-time and throws down to two more....with a strange mental relationship between food and fighting...

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=obixCOVTVwY

[pongo 190]

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo is a description of this grammatically correct sentence.

[Shakesbeard 61]

This isn't exactly "funny" but is just another bizarre twist to the Manti Te'o catfish saga.

 

Manti Te'o Hoaxer (Roniah Tuiasosopo) tells Dr. Phil he was "deeply and romantically" in love with Te'o. Bonus points for a short audio clip of Tuiasosopo's voice as Lennay Kekua. The video sucks and is out of sync with the audio, but it shouldn't matter for just the audio's sake.

 

http://youtu.be/l1I2r2f5E1s

[kneisage 2108]

This probably isn't as outrageous as a lot of these other clips so feel free not to use it, but this is a video from a very affluent town near where I grew up. They are trying to start a campaign to ban the gardeners that they hire from using leafblowers because they're too loud. So they made this video to make the leafblowers seem like a real menace to society. Not that I don't understand being annoyed by leafblowers, the video just makes everything so overblown (ha ha ha funny pun). Might be funny to riff on.

 

Make sure to stick around for the doctor at 1:13 who says that just looking at a leaf blower can be negative for your health.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gmfJkXxI_U

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

Here is Pat Robertson basically saying adopting children from other countries is like buying a used car: it may have hidden defects. Wow.

 

[choochoo_the_wonder_slut 740]

Texan customer calls Jimmy Dean's sausage complaint line bitching that he can't feed his obese family with their meager product sizes.