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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hay, Colin, Who can those Men At Work in the land down under be now? That's right, Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious. Thanks for the shoe shine, fellas.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. Tie me kangaroo down, sport. Me kangaroo's safeword is Qantas.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. As my hero Australian Powers used to say "That horny dingo ate my child, baby"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Never been in love, never gutter stomped a child before, never watched a sunrise

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. I once knew a girl with the Zika, and the doc said "I can't treat ya", after she died, I ate out her pie, which smelt even worse than her sneakahs

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. Mighty Joe Black put Charlize Theron on the map, now lets talk about that fucking monkey.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  7. The thing with Karate is it teaches you to defend yourself from enemies, but not how to defend yourself from love

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. we aren't ones to brag, but we are two to tango, now tell us we will die like dogs

    By greazey_bob,   
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  9. i come from a long line of liberal leaning latvian lasso lovers. we've waited nearly nine hours. have you any clue when the pumpkins due?

    By greazey_bob,   
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  10. Doctor Doctor! Give me the news! I've got a bad case of the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu

    By Dr. Airdrums,   
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  11. Look Doc, I'm riding on a bit of a high right now. Can we speed through these test results before you REALLY harsh my mellow?

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  12. I can't get enough James Earl because I have a James Earl Jones.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian. I want to see his interior decorations, if you know what I mean.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  14. What makes a Tic Notaro Tig?

    By teedle,
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  15. Now in theaters: Bad Gram Gram, it's totally wrong, but in a naughty way.

    By teedle,
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  16. They call me Mr. Tibbs! Which is annoying as fuck because my name is Mr. PIBB and I'm trying to sell some fucking soda around here.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  17. I'm the type of person who burns bridges. Which is why I am no longer representing noted actor Jeff Bridges.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. I have my father's eyes, my mother's nose and some homeless guy's kidneys.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. As the Incredible Hulk brought him to climax, the Jolly Green Giant rejoiced that he'd finally found someone who could satisfy him. Smash, Hulk! Smash

    By dirtyvicar,
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  20. After the 20-car pileup that claimed the lives of everyone he ever loved, Christian decided that was the last time he'd ever let Jesus take the wheel.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  21. Due to the Coriolis Effect, in Australia, podcasts are listened to counter clock-wise.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" was Def Leppard's 3rd greatest song about using ants as a torture method

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Boba Fett is a pretty good get. All the ladies like his blaster; though it goes off early, I bet.

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  24. Water spinning backwards in Southern Hemisphere toilets is a myth, just like the myth that your parents ever loved you

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but ask yourself; "Why on earth is my doctor stalking me?"

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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