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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Consistency is Key Lime Pie.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 323 views

  2. From Beer to eternity more like! Don't Glug Glug the Slug Slug.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 329 views

  3. i b in 'n' out that pusspuss like a vet's needle

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 363 views

  4. He vends discarded mollusk carapaces over near the burning landfill.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 356 views

  5. Entrepreneur? I barely know her preneur!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 314 views

  6. A duck walks into a bar and says “Can I have some corn?” and the bartender nails his beak to the bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 454 views

  7. Girl, you got that Bubba Gump baby bump!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 321 views

  8. My gardening-themed western screenplay is finished. Stay tuned for Mulch Cassidy and the Dungdance Kid.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 345 views

  9. And that was the day we all learned the hidden value of a prostate exam.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 318 views

  10. If you quibble over kibble, shut your yap and get it in your gap.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 368 views

  11. Beauty gettin' loose, despite her badly prolapsed caboose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 314 views

  12. The rain in Maine runs mainly down french drains.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 331 views

  13. If I wear these pants, they're gonna cancel the dance.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 282 views

  14. If Stephen King had written "Sleepless in Seattle" it would have been completely identical except for two things: 1. Would've taken place exclusively

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 337 views

  15. Make a joke, take a toke, have a stroke. Stay woke, cowpokes.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 271 views

  16. People can say what they want about LeBron James, but the true King of Cleveland lives under a bridge and deals the best black tar heroin on this side

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 342 views

  17. What's the scuttlebutt, turtleneck?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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    • 288 views

  18. Its weird how in England they call soccer football, but to be fair its also pretty weird that dad nibbles on my ear lobes before bed

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 367 views

  19. Not even the party platter of KFC Double Down Sandwiches could come close to filling the void within him... but god help him if he didn't try.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 329 views

  20. I got 99 palapas and they shield me from the sun.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 317 views

  21. Corn to the left of me. Corn to the right. Here I am. Standing in a corn field.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Ho Ho cracked corn, and I don’t care / Ho Ho cracked corn, and I don’t care / Ho Ho cracked corn, and I don’t care / ‘Cause Santa’s a big fat jerk

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 338 views

  23. Tweet me your Friendster and I'll catch you on the flipside dudes.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 318 views

  24. "Listen honey," said the mansplaining bee keeper.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 468 views

  25. I wanna John in the Keats and a Lord Byron in the sheets.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 477 views
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