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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There’s a condor over yonder I need to launder before it ponders why it doesn’t wander away.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Skynet might actually do a better job running this whole mess.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. You, and me and Friendly's. Also this homeless guy, he wants ice cream too.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Gramps always said / "When ya can't join 'em - beat 'em" / but is it really worthwhile / to start my own arboretum?

    By slowestjogger,
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  5. Injured at work? Want to claim compensation? Toughen up cry-baby - you're a UFC fighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Home Brew, Dome Queue, Gnome Drew and Rome Flew. That's what little girls are made of.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. You had me at Hello. And also over the hood of your car. And in that alley. You've had me everywhere. I'm very easy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Charlie don't surf. He also don't clean up after parties or flush the toilet. Charlie is a terrible roommate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. I'm not saying your mother is fat. I'm too polite to throw that sort of tawdry insult at an overweight lady. But she is ugly.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Shangalangadingdong, drop my pants and wash my schlong. Catchphrases don't come cleaner than this foreskin.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. I can see Clare-Lee now the Restraining Order's gone.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Marissa, would you make me the happiest man in the world and please fight this anthropomorphic alligator to the death? It would mean the world to me.

    By fredsolo,
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  13. Hey good lookin... why don't you and I bump uglies and make my syphilis into syphil-US?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Though he breathed easy at low tide, as soon as high tide washed in, so did the bloated corpse of the prostitute. Oh brother! Spring Break on Myrtle B

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. So were they daddies who pop cherries or did they pop daddies cherries?

    By OctavisWitcher,
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  16. Solar eclipse? More like... molar my nips

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. That eunuch from Munich sure has a set of balls on him.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. There's plenty of fish odor in my c word.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Tedman's Next Winning Suggestion (I won once. Check out the first Solo Bolo ep)

    By Tedman,
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  20. My Dopplerganger is out there right now having orgies with weathermen in the exact same positions as me. Godspeed you beautiful bastard

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. I grew up eating Jello Jigglers. I was simply wild about them. But now I worry if there were dire consequences... did Bill Cosby diddle my piddle?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. That new Ted Kennedy biopic looks ok, but I’ll probably only see it once. Hit it and Chappaquiddick.

    By Spagnostic,
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  23. It's time for Eugene's Eunuch Energy Hour! Get your genital-less crotches thrusting everybody!

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. i 69ed three 3's in a small forest. what am i?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Please, my father was Thomas Bahamas. Call me Tommy Bahama.

    By Shitcakes,
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