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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a man, you're a woman, let's move our bed closer to the oven

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  2. These nips aren't on tap unless you pay me first

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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    • 305 views

  3. Pepperlonely'n'Cheese if you please Luigi's neice, Beatrice

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 395 views

  4. after pleading their suppers of medium rare puppers gleaming haired Muppets start feeding bears uppers

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 378 views

  5. Sure, everyone has a soft spot for Hodor, but believe me, you can get pretty tired of your lover always shouting their own name as they climax.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. This catchphrase is about whatever you are thinking about right now—unless you are thinking about something other than corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. All bets are off! And, if my psychiatric evaluation of Ms Midler is any indication,all Bettes are off!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  8. Bing Crosby? More like...Google Crosby

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  9. I know you're not Ghana stop making Africa puns, but Kenya at least stop calling me Chad?

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  10. Bugs? Head? Time? What concept isn't made at least slightly worse with the word "bed" in front of it.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 328 views

  11. If you see the police, Malcolm Jamal-Warn-A-Brotha!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  12. Hello creamed corn my old friend / I’ve come to slurp you up again / With my mustache wetly steaming / And my colon slowly creaking / And my tongue /

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I wish we would call Dictators by their proper name: Richard Potatos

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  14. Stick and stones may break my bones, but what if my bones ARE sticks and stones? This is not that story.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. I wear my sunglasses in bed

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  16. Let us not forget the brave men and women who gave their lives so that we could totally crack ourselves up with surreal scatological comedy here today

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 281 views

  17. Dear Mr. Auckerman, we’re thrilled to inform you that your application for the graduate program at The University of Stinky Poopbutt has been accepted

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 387 views

  18. If you stare long enough into the can of corn, the can of corn stares back at you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Uterus da real MVP on Mother's Day.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Make a man eat shit and you humiliate him for a day. Teach a man to eat shit and you feed him for a lifetime.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. Fuck my dog once, shame on you. Fuck my dog twice? Shame on you again-- Stop fucking my dog!!

    By PaulGiamattisBeard,
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    • 549 views

  22. See you later alligator but before you go, let me just say that you are the best drug dealer I've ever had. I don't care that you are a talking frog.

    By fredsolo,
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  23. Less like a rhinestone cowboy and more like a kidney stone Indian.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 374 views

  24. "US vexed by Russia & the Nazis!" the headlines read, & all at once I knew my time machine had finally worked! And 1945 isn't gonna know what hit it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Duke’s Mayonnaise Presents: The Step Sister Sex Fister’s Festered Blisters

    By MondoMudbutt,
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