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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My cousin Maybelline moved to Arizona and bought a corn labyrinth that’s only open one month in the spring. She’s calling it May’s May Maize Maze.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. She put the lyme disease in the coconut, she got a bullseye patterned rash.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Hey guys, this is just a reminder to watch your cholesterolstello levels

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. To all the tent I’ve slung before/That’s travelled in and out my hole/I’m glad you came along/I dedicate this song/To all the tent I’ve slung before

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Undaunted, he catchphrased on, balls to the wind, back to his subcompact SUV, into the infinite cornfields of the Nebraska sector.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I think anyone that believes they need to have an MRI should probably have thier head examined.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Love is a many splendored thing, as opposed to my coffee, which is a many Splenda’d thing.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  8. Why do we drive on parkways, but park in front of our ex-girlfriend Lisa’s house every night until she goes to bed?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  9. Let me get this straight, Phil Collins. You saw me drowning another kid, and instead of jumping in to save him, you just scribbled down some lyrics?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  10. I'm beginning to suspect that Jack the Ripper did not get his nickname from his delightful ability to fart in any situation.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  11. I love it when you call me Big Poppa. I hate it when you call me Big Poopa.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. How many woods could a woodchuck suck before the sucks turned to fucks in the morning?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. OOO BABY this is masterfully written. I do say, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. I Skype, You Skype, We all Skype for Steamed Tripe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I thought I made myself perfectly clear when I transmogrified into a polished window!

    By SmackTrout,
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  16. There's something awfully fishy about a fish restaurant that let's fish come in and fish for other fish.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Our relationship got off to kind of a rocky start: I bought some turtle food from her but she mostly ignored me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Why don’t you wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one...oh no. My god, Jason, what are you...uhh, would you like some hand sanitizer?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Enough of this hundo mumbo jumbo! Let’s get to work on squeezin' out that first lousy thousy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Enos Lundquist the infamous polygamist failed to resist the misses’ kisses and mistakenly whisked his catfishing sis into incestuous marital bliss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If I had a nickel for every time I've said "if I had a nickel" I'd have to kill Mathus, the magical pony whose power keeps these curses going

    By fredsolo,
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  22. Authorities have arrested a suspect in the infamous Nebraska Corn Heist of 1998. Cob Robberman has been booked and charged with a-salt and buttering.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Jingle Bells, Batman grossed $400M at the box office, Robin laid an egg

    By SmackTrout,
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  24. It's the Attack of the 50 Year Old Woman (aka Drunk Aunt Alice is coming to visit)

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Master P. I hardly drank her pee.

    By Shampoodler,
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