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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It takes one to know one, but know it takes no one but one to know to no-no one, no?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. My dog quit today.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. It takes two to tango, but three or more porn actors to get me off.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. A Feast! A Feast! was cancelled due to yeast

    By slowestjogger,
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  5. It's time to pay the piper $15 an hour

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. TIL the first butt plug was a continence aid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. If you push hard enough, I know it can it. I want you dad balls deep in my shit

    By McJizzerson,
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  8. If you can wrap your head around it, I can wrap my Willie around it

    By McJizzerson,
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  9. A wet wiener’s a hole away from a whistle

    By McJizzerson,   
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  10. Let's just say I played the vuvuzela en mis escuela, muchacho.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. My guest today was arrested and charged with possession of, and intent to distribute, greater than one ounce of hot cock.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. I radioed the snipers and gave the order to “take the perp down.” Somewhere in there, they must have misinterpreted it to mean I condoned hurting him!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Never “assume”, OK, because when you assume, you slather my ASS with UME, the Japanese plum confection.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Peter Pan went from a flying eternal child to a joyless peanut butter tycoon, where's THAT movie

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary sends me to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I thwap it down with the edge of my peen

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Honk if you're horny... fluegelhorn if you're flaccid!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. If you can’t take the heat, don’t be a dog breeder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Well then, next time you should be more specific when you say billiards is all about putting balls in holes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. In my older and more invulnerable years I lived forever and ever the end.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. The only thing we have to fear is, the human amygdala. Cut that out and we'll be unstoppable!

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. The best part of waking up is not doing it.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. It takes two to tango, three to fandango, and four to properly romance a mango

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. The time jump scared me half to death, and I went back for seconds

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I'm sorry - I thought you said wacky BECKY not wacky BACCY. Well anyway I killed, rolled and smoked Becky. She's dead now and I'm not even one bit high.

    By SideofMcG,
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