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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Innovate, Shminnovate - my 1980's answering machine still works fine, Stinkbug.

    By J-Roc,
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  2. If god is 3 people, I'M 3 people. eff that.

    By Local Cabal,
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  3. Nothing says, "I love you," like saying those exact three words.

    By 10Dads,
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  4. Let's not get carried away; we'll get there quicker if we Uber, you Pooper

    By J-Roc,
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  5. Ponce de Leon found the Fountain of Youth, and now he's a gorgeous 18 year old with huge tits.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Before he abbreviated, his name was Notorious Big Ig Gig. Shorten your name and save a tree!

    By J-Roc,
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  7. 'you are a talentless twat, mister rat.' said Pat as he sat on a mat by a cat

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. If I'd known there'd be such stiff competition, I wouldn't have even entered the boner joke contest.

    By J-Roc,
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  9. Oatmeal morning, noon, and night is a sure way to have your shits feel outta sight

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  10. This next guest is doing this podcast to pay off his student loans

    By JosephSchmo,
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  11. If my projections are correct, you should be seeing a big picture of my butt on the wall over there.

    By Infant Spinach,
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  12. Who's a good little goddy? You are!! God, sit. SIT, god! SIT. Good god.

    By Schnickpot,
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  13. All of these suspicious facelifts are sure to raise a few eyebrows.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Having listed Corn as an area of expertise on his resume, Jimmy would have been a shoe-in for the position—had he not tested positive for crack.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A stab in time saves Ninevel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. commiserations on Operation: Joculation's capitulation, matron

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. scorn the Gorn's morn-horn Soren, or forelornly warm forms of dorm-porn be born

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Two tutus is too many tutus to twirl out and about on a Tuesday, but only one tutu, well that's just a tu, and that's two tu's too few, wouldn't you s

    By jonny_bravissimo,
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  19. If you can't handle me at my Marilyn Manson, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my Marilyn Monroe

    By jonny_bravissimo,
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  20. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, and get your finger out my bottom

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  21. Native to the bayous of Suriname, the Variegated Corn Chupacabra has but one natural predator—Billy “Chupacabra-Slappa” Graham. Too soon?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Ringo ordered peas and loaf for dinner

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  23. The ringing had to be stopped. "Of course!" Mickey muttered, eyes gleaming wildly. "The call is coming from inside the mouse!" as he plunged the blade

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Surprise! We all die alone.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Kit and Kaboodle and canoodling poodles covered the factory floor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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