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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If parrots can mimic anyone then why don't any of them sound like Gilbert Gottfried? Except that one in Aladdin of course.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. When you said marmalade I pissed myself.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  3. It was a dark and normie night, I was reading my Grisham and watching NBC.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Sharla went tanning? So what! She’s been a “charlatan” her whole pale-ass life.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I may have gave you pinkeye, but you gave my ass the stink eye

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. Hi, I'm God. Where should I put this forbidden tree? Right next to the only people on Earth? Sounds like a plan.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. The squeakiest wheel gets my grease.

    By Busey's Bussy,
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  8. Watch your tone or else you'll get the bone!

    By Busey's Bussy,
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  9. Wait, if the cream fertilizes the egg that means... oh dear god, Cadbury Cream Eggs are living embryos?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Salt the earth behind you. Also, salt the snailiens next door.

    By Busey's Bussy,
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  11. Either this thong is on backwards or my front butt suddenly got very beefy.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  12. A snitch, in time, saves nine, but gets stitches

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. People who live in glass houses shouldn't helicopter dick, seriously, please stop helicopter dicking

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Who put the dong in the dank ba-donk-a-donk? Who put the Wang in the Wang-a-Lang-a-Ding-Dong?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. I thought women named Dr. Christmas Jones only had an orgasm once during sex similar to how in a yearly period the similarly named holiday “Christmas” only occurs once.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Snorting carpet cleaner isn't an aphrodisiac but it is a laxative. So it's just as well I bought all this carpet cleaner.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Don't hate the game, hate the chef who refused to cook you anything different.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Shoes on first. Watch on second. Abbot and Costello got dressed ass backwards man.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I’m about to drink more water than you can ever imagine.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. When you're slidin' into second and you see your parents neckin'. They didn't see ya.

    By BarnHen,
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  21. I date Shavey Dave for his signature wavy fade

    By BarnHen,
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  22. Sure, Thor may be the God of Thunder, but I'm the God of Butterfly Kisses.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. I'm a hermit in the streets and a crab in the sheets!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. General MacArthur from the top rope with a DPRKO.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. I'm less worried about the lockdown than I am about the "cockdown"

    By Turtleshark,
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