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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Green Bay may be Titletown, but Boston is the titular 'town' from the 2010 Tinseltown title 'The Town'

    By LAVENDERHUM,   
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  2. I'm thinking about drawing a tiny number on my shnozz. Maybe a little two on the nose.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Did anyone ever stop to think that John and Paul might be fucking idiots for thinking there's 8 days in a week.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Bobby Flay just told me his nipples chafe on every episode of Beat Bobby Flay, especially the children’s takeover episode.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Locate your nearest retailer of cow tails and weed dealers, today on Comedy Bang Bang.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. "I Was Happy In The Haze of a Drunken Hour, But Heaven Knows I'm Ms. Rubble Now" said Barney's newly divorced twin sister.

    By urbanminstrel,
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  7. I don't know much about women, but I know they don't like it when you call it a "spam folder".

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. What Charles Schulz never told us was that Charlie Brown had severe CTE and the brain of a 67 year old. Lucy's little football joke had left its mark.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. Watch out for the Boner Police. If they catch you, you could be facing some hard time!

    By ThatGuyCurtis,
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  10. From chicken pox to ticking clocks, to moonwalks in the boondocks, your watching laffitty talk box.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. no i'll tell you what's bat shit crazy - people using 'bat shit crazy' to describe something nuts! bat shit isnt uniquely crazy! its just shit!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Extra ball? Bonus multiplier? New high score? You're a pinball wizard, Harry!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

    By Riddle_Face,
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  14. I know we shouldn't cross the streams, but what if we touch butts?

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  15. We're all just future ghosts that haven't been busted yet.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. I quit my job, lost all my hair, got kicked out of my house, but I still feel rich. How? My loaded yank bank, baby!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. What's a Pot Dog?

    By Indiana Gary,
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  18. Chargrilled Potatoes at the Gristlestop Canteen.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Look son, the moon, up there.... it's old Mister Johnson with his pants down at the fourth storey window again.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. When you think you're done there's always a few drops left. Shakies - the milkshake for middle aged men.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Toothless Jerry didn't make it in the blizzard, I read about it in the hobobituaries. Yo, no hobo, but you gonna finish that?

    By Indiana Gary,
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  22. When your a jet, you're a jet all the way. From your first bombing threat, till you crash in the bay.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. If you’ve done 23 and Me three times... nice.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Triceratops? Should have been called Quatroceratops, packing a 4th horn in his pants and boy did that dino fuck machine know how to use it.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. I’ll give you two good reasons why you shouldn’t have carpeted this bathroom.

    By Shampoodler,
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