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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get to the chopper: Big Bopper; for t'is better than the plane: Bill Graham

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 387 views

  2. The Cure on a bureau in chiaroscuro, the Eagles on seagulls in sleek Buick Regals, Lorde untoward in a 32 Ford, us nonplussed on a bus.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 491 views

  3. If your happy and you know it, gonorrhea your hands!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 457 views

  4. I'm glad that nice gentleman alerted me that my barn door was open. Otherwise someone might have run off with my new tractor.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 451 views

  5. Sometimes trying just isn't enough... Only then should one employ a berate of buffoonery.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 853 views

  6. Eggplant emoji. Welcome to today's show. Eggplant emoji.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 451 views

  7. Once upon a time there were four little rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and the Bartholomew the Sneaky Corn Thief.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 520 views

  8. I’ve told you once and I’m not going to tell you again that I’ve already told you once once.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 439 views

  9. How many socks would a musk ox hock if a musk ox could hock socks?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 461 views

  10. Some days are better than others, other days are Wayne Federman covers.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 469 views

  11. Four Score and Seven Whores Ago, My Dad Met My Mommy

    By Sketchy Nonsense,   
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    • 720 views

  12. Brawndo: It's what plants crave, but what have they ever done to deserve anything?

    By GangsterJawa,
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    • 279 views

  13. Chuck Berry is up there somewhere looking down on us, and we just wish he'd stop

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 297 views

  14. Priority seating is reserved for seniors and men who are currently into online dating

    By Danny Boyko,   
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    • 422 views

  15. Someday you may find me caught beneath a landslide because my bucket list of passive-aggressive suicide attempts includes yelling very loudly at the b

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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    • 286 views

  16. Lets waste time chasing cars because we're police officers who dislike using allocated tax dollars to bust actual criminals

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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    • 274 views

  17. Dave Nelson finds black and white photography pretentious.

    By HeyImJustTryinToBePositive,
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    • 534 views

  18. We gather today to remember Buck Cherry. Buck you certainly were a crazy bitch

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 365 views

  19. Not every catchphrase submission has to be about sex. For example, this one is about taking a shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 313 views

  20. When the hell was I filmed for this show? I didn't know I was on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 317 views

  21. You can lead a horse to water, but you must have massive upper-body strength if you intend to drown it.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
    • 400 views

  22. I just got an email from the Sultan of Keck. Jealous?

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 307 views

  23. See mom? That's what happens if you don't practice your witchcraft every day.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 293 views

  24. I just invented a t-shirt cannon that shoots monkeys instead. I've brought it into the coliseum, and I'm aiming it in your general direction.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 332 views

  25. Senator Levi Tate of Delaware, you have the floor. The floor, sir. Please stay on the floor. Shall I have the velcro boots brought in?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 279 views
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