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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The glass isn't half-full, my pee is just double-glassed. Now quit doing math and drink.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Milk shake, milk shake, bake my ham, put the milk ham in my hand

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 148 views

  3. Is that a banana in your pocket? Because I’d really love a cream pie.

    By Promo code: bootyhole,
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    • 156 views

  4. Pol Pot plays Pop Shot at the Top Pot by the Pot Shop.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. It's a bird! It's a plane! So?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. at the park to catch some rays, in the sea to catch my wave, on the net to catch a phrase

    By TheRubTugChugger,
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  7. I need some TP for my bunghole. Or, really, any improvised cork replacement will do. I misplaced the bung for my cask of whisky.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. One should always punch up in comedy. Especially when crouching beneath Donald Trump's testicles. 

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  9. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. I fish, you fish, stop fishing! Quit eating dolphins!!! The coral is dying!!!!!

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  10. A picture of a rolling stone killing two birds in a bush is worth a thousand words, also it gathers no moss, the stone I mean

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. If I have to beg and plead for sodomy, I don't mind, cuz I'm into bottoming, ain't too proud to peg

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. A fantastical creature with the head of a baby hippo, and the body of a dead baby hippo

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Use a Wet One on me, baby, ‘cause I am wiped.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Time for Christmas in July in June!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  15. On today's episode we bridge the gap between the now and the tomorrow squid.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  16. I get so much respect, I tell ya. I get so much respect that when the Queen knighted me she asked me to put my sword on HER shoulder

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  17. Business in the front, party in the front, these banks are running weird promos these days

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  18. Every sock I wear is a sock puppet that gets off on being treated like this

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  19. Three men and a baby? How bout three Mantzoukas and a bazooka.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  20. Hi, I'm Scott Auckerman. You probably remember me from such public service announcements as "Why it's ok for me to sleep with my step-sister" and "How to get away with breast-feeding into your teens".

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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  21. The boy who cried earwolf has an unbelievable podcast on Stitcher Premium.

    By Facelist,
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    • 181 views

  22. Whats up dickbutt?

    By Facelist,
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    • 156 views

  23. I'm sorry lou bega the results are in. You have full blown herpes. I guess you have a little bit'a explaing to do.

    By Facelist,
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    • 139 views

  24. YOU BELITTLE ME EVERYDAY, "HONEY" - SO OF COURSE YOU SHRUNK THE KIDS!!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Hey guys I'm out side of the  John hamm book signing,  just trying to find a good place to pork.

    By Facelist,
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