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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m pretty fly for a white guy, really fly for a really white guy.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  2. Have I ever told you me deja vu joke? Because I feel like I have.

    By Jugs Knocker-Cans,
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  3. It's alliterate, not illiterate, but why would you say apt alligators ate acrimonious aardvarks?

    By Max Power,
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  4. Thanks to the new health & safety regulations joking around can no longer mean coking around during office hours. Thanks for understanding coke heads.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Scooting around with the scouts in town, was expecting a frown but I got downed by a clown.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Heroes don't always wear capes, and sometimes (ziiippp), they don't wear nothin' at all.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. Anyone who tells you dreams don't come true clearly hasn't masturbated into an active volcano.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. This is the strength test: grab your ankles, squeeze your cheeks and eat the cake in 3 seconds.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Big dogs bombarded the brown farts before seeing Brillo pads baking in buttered cheek broth and butt cloth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Franklin. Delano. Roosevelt. You are in a BIG trouble, mister! Go upstairs and clean your room. You're grounded!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Maybe it's just me, but for me, this Kevin Spacey stuff has really ruined that shower scene from American Beauty.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. I suffer from erectile dysfunction and am no longer capable of pleasuring my wife physically....IN BED!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. Hey Schrödinger, if you had ever actually put a cat in a box you would know it's easy to tell if it's alive or dead because it won't shut up.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  14. Look, in all honesty, your mom forced me to give your grandmother’s ferret a juice rub down.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. The Gods mush be crazy! The craziest mush I ever tasted! Crazy, crazy mush, you gotta try it.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. In Britain the band Smashing Pumpkins are just a bunch of guys who have some really great pumpkins.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. 22.86 Centimetres doesn't have the same ring to it. And that's why Trent Reznor went Imperial.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. I know a doublecross when I see one, a triple shot espresso when I taste one and a single malt whiskey when it's running down my leg.

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Don Cheadle beetles and Nick Nolte rolly pollies? You had me at “Hello,” Mr. President.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. And as I looked out over the ocean, salty air blowing against my face, I thought, "Whelp, this boner ain't going to get rid of itself!".

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Introducing Apple's new self-driving vacuum car, sponsored by Bart Simpson: the i-Car Roomba

    By Slapfish Dangerflannel,
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  22. Better to be a Den Mother than no Mother at all.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  23. Hand sanitizer on your feet? Oohhh you *are* a dirty boy, aren't you!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  24. Blackbeard buried that booty but Brownbeard ate it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Barb sat lonely by the pool with the house to the west, darkness in all other directions. Barb, startled by a noise, goes east, she is eaten by a Grue

    By Frenchfries,
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