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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just because I fall asleep on your turds, doesn’t mean I’m tired of your shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Pretty in pink, shitty in the stink

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana...oh, I’m sorry. I thought it WAS that kind of show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Yes, I’ll have the Lint-Dusted Hot Log with Cream-Splashed Hair Niblets, Shredded Cold Corn Cob Preserves, and a side of Slump Juggled Spit Sauce.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Not every rose needs thorns. Not all corn has to be yellow. And some even say that an un-nonged hey is the best hey of all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I was bullied by a country music fan who constantly gave me Conway Twitty titty twisters.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. Excuse me... EXCUSE ME! That's MY toe.

    By Bumpy12,
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  8. Twerp it up your nerf, grandpa!

    By BarnHen,
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  9. I came here to kick balls and play kickball—and we’re all out of balls, so we might as well fight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Now, before we get started, the safe word is high fructose corn syrup.

    By SuperG3663,
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  11. What’s the deal with cornbread? Is it corn, or is it bread?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Today’s show is brought to you by Wanda’s Country Thrift Shoppe—your source for those little plastic corn-holder doohickeys with the metal spikes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. This is a catchphrase written by an idiot, full of corn references, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I've heard about being cranky, but being crinkly?!

    By Cold Bush,
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  15. if we pool our resources we just might be able to craft a fine ass BLT sandwich, minus the B, the T, and bread of course

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. I not only challenge you to create imaginary turds, i dare you to make this shit up.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. When you're a woman in your 30s life ain't exactly a basket full of daisies. Take it from me, a woman in my 30s.

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. And now we've come full circle. Nice job gang, tomorrow we shit half rhombus.

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Save the llama drama and go finish your brahma diorama before I give you a taste of the old Yokohama trauma, Steve.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. As the Wise man once said, “Anybody want a potato chip?”

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. The Beagles won, but my bowels are destroyed for the Super Bowl dragged my intestines to Hell.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. A tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket. A *brisket* a basket, baby you got a stew.

    By sMottAupplesauce,
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  23. Note to self: probably not a good idea to ask, “What’s up ‘Kemosabe?” when your buddy has just returned from his cancer treatments.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but why were the peppers pre-pickled? There's a mystery afoot at the Farmer's Market.

    By sMottAupplesauce,
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  25. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill had to deal with an extended wrongful death laws

    By sMottAupplesauce,
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