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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Would you rob Peter to pay Paul to kill Mary? The answer, my friend, is yes.

    By Sammyfein,
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    • 417 views

  2. An Apple Watch a day keeps the doctor's hair grey, your arms can't support these weight increases, he's worried he's going to have to amputate.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 341 views

  3. Lockbox is my safe word.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 360 views

  4. We did the babymaker on my radiator. Though I enjoyed that thrill on the grill, next time I'll put my anaconda in the trunk of her Honda.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 299 views

  5. On today’s show, special musical guest “Mister Yellowpants and the Famous Corn Hammers”!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  6. Can I get a what what! What! What? No, really, hand me one of those whats.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 252 views

  7. If shucking you is wrong...I don’t wanna be right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 359 views

  8. What is grass, if not the pubes of the Earth.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. If grass = earth pubes, and corn = grass, does it follow that corn kernels are pube-fruit?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 283 views

  10. Rumor has it, Tim the Tool man Taylor got hammered last night and scissored his screwdriver set.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 294 views

  11. We can dance if we want to, we can leave our cares behind, because we paid for the proper permits. I have the paperwork right here, officer.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 357 views

  12. Yo bro, Fro-Yo? No go, amigo, I owe Slow Joe a blow on the down low, ya know? Whoa Moe, TMI, ya know? Fo sho, Joe, no woe no mo, I'll grow like a pro.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 469 views

  13. If Gary Busey won't share a toothbrush with you, nobody will

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. I don’t really like the Crocodile Rock, but it definitely beats the Crocodile Scissors.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 277 views

  15. Big shout-out to all my people throwing up in here, and to all my people holding it down out there.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 286 views

  16. Oh yeah this is gonna be a good show and I'm excited!

    By Lazy Bartleby,
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    • 333 views

  17. Welcome to Comedy Corned Beef & Bagel Bang—I’m your host, Miracle Whippleman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  18. Pat, I'd like to solve: MEN'S. ROOM. PROPHYLACTIC. DISPENSER.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 333 views

  19. I’m as busy as a one-legged man in a gnawing-your-one-remaining-leg-off contest.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 234 views

  20. Heynong, long-schlonged-dugong! Wanna bang a gong and get it on?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 249 views

  21. Born with a rare form of sound-to-color synesthesia, I see a rainbow in front of me only when I'm in the presence of juicy flatulence.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 317 views

  22. God created Adam and Eve not atom and electron

    By dallywinstonlivez,
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  23. It's a law of nature that opposites attract. So what I'm trying to say is you must be an ugly moron because I like you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. I've come here to chew bubblegum and buy bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum which is why I need to buy some. Do you sell bubblegum Ma'am?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 245 views

  25. Start your day the way I start every show - with three minutes of sustained flatulence.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 241 views
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