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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't know why you spend so much time holed up in your study, writing in that little notebook, Archimedes. But, hey, whatever floats your boat

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. When God closes a door, He opens a window. But when God leaves the toilet seat up, He doesn't do jack shit to compensate for it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. A zeppelin crashed onto Sesame Street?? Oh, the humuppety!

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. If the next Toy Story isn't called Toy 4y then I will still see it anyways because I enjoy the Toy Story franchise.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  5. I know my dear granny went to heaven, because she was praying to Jesus when I pulled the trigger

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. My life is kind of like that show The Bachelor, but with cats instead of women. And everybody gets to stay!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. The terror in Henry Winkler's eyes will haunt me forever, but at least we solved the mystery of grandma's missing panties

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. I'm sorry for your loss Ronald but I think we all agree that Grimace deserved to die as slowly and painfully as he did. That's justice for ya.

    By fredsolo,
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  9. The architect was told to render the fat as he cooked dinner. He misunderstood a bit, I guess, and created a building shaped just like your mom.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. What do you call it when Scott Aukerman and Paul F. Tompkins play a game of table tennis?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. No, Dad, I did not take your stiff sock out of the laundry.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. I've seen that movie like 100 times, and I still can't figure out why it's called Pee-wee's Pig Adventure

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Hey Jimmy you’re so fine, you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. On Tinder Peaky Blinder’s member quivers typing profile with tip of penile

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr,
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  15. A woodchuck could chuck as much as woodchuck could... Fuck! Another splinter

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr,
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  16. Knock knock, Knock knock Who’s there? Who’s there? Someone who likes to knock a lot... What the shit is your problem?

    By Princess PeePeePhro Jr,
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  17. Billy Idol adds bleach to his laundry because it's a nice day for some white bedding.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Stephen King is just Stephen Hawking without the wings

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  19. Rick Ross' rap rick roll ruckus rocked Russ' rack and rumpus.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. You can't mix ova with cryoprotectant and reduce the temperature to minus 196 degrees Fahrenheit without breaking some eggs

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. The Junkyard Dog is known by wrestling fans living in countries that use the metric system as the Junk0.9144 meters Dog

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. First they came for the mimes and I said nothing, because I was a mime.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. Shake me like a ketchup bottle to avoid watery discharge.

    By Korben Dallas Page,
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  24. Schrodinger’s Cat, Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, and Zeno’s Paradox walk into a bar. The bartender says “Fuck this shit,” and quits.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Technicality no down boo over schmechnicality schmo down schmoo over

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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