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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shiver me timbers, the smell of you lingers, oh sensual pirate king

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 159 views

  2. "I was five seconds away from retirement," I lamented, backing away from the ledge

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 163 views

  3. I'm not a doctor, I just play one in a hospital! Many people have died.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  4. Is that a boner in your pocket or is your penis just happy to be engorged

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 133 views

  5. Name's Bond. James Bond, but my friends call me Jimmy Bag 'o Donuts.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 177 views

  6. How about some ranch dressing for my deep-fried ranch dressing nugget, Professor.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 176 views

  7. "Are you there cod? It's me Margaret" my niece asked when I took her fishing.

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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  8. The killer had lots of journals where he wrote that he hated his classmates but, obviously, we aren’t going to take the word of a mass murderer, so we have no motive at this time.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 153 views

  9. I’m sorry, that is confidential at this time but, what I can tell you is, shut up.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 161 views

  10. Douches are supposed to be Summer’s Eve, not Summer Steve

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 148 views

  11. If the government is going to require every building to have fire extinguishers then, to be fair and balanced, they should require fire exacerbaters too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 146 views

  12. In a warm, enticing stoneware bowl, a juicy little tender meatball rolls, on spaghetto

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 184 views

  13. Let’s dance

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 192 views

  14. Accept the scepter except in the center.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 157 views

  15. Why do I always feel like I’m in trouble

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 168 views

  16. My bladder had never been fatter

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 143 views

  17. So a rat made this food? Get outta here, that’s wild.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 154 views

  18. Shut up, worm

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 163 views

  19. Like King Kong, I've a shockingly tiny dong!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 155 views

  20. Thanks to my peanut butter and beer diet, I achieved a dad bod before I hit puberty.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 2 replies
    • 205 views

  21. Your hard head feels so good against my wet brain.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 178 views

  22. The last thing I want to do is upset you. The first thing I want to do is lull you into a false sense of security.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 141 views

  23. Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to fuck your wife, there's a cuck moon on the rise

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 147 views

  24. If nothing else the quarantine has given us a chance to see the worst room in every celebrities house.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 189 views

  25. Less mass incarceration, more ass incarceration.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 174 views
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