Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Fun fact, Rodney Dangerfield was actually a highly respected individual

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 299 views

  2. ALL MY HOMIES ROLL ASS-DEEP IN FRANKINCENSE 'N MYRRH!!! FRANKINCENSE 'N MYRRH!!! FRANKINCENSE 'N MYRRH!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 330 views

  3. Hope Floats, but with enough salt, or helium, anything floats. The deleted scenes of Hope Floats taught me that.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  4. Ask your doctor if asking your doctor whether or not something is right for you is right for you.

    By allenpwilliams,
    • 0 replies
    • 333 views

  5. “Hey, ‘Corgi in Disguise’! I know. And now you know that I know. And I know that you know that I know,” he said knowingly, puffing his corncob pipe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 326 views

  6. I'm wrestling so many demons, we had to start our own league

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 323 views

  7. As it turns out, the "outbreak monkey" was your dirty donger all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  8. Turn up the speakers and kick the wang danglers it's time to call in the fang wranglers

    By SuperG3663,
    • 0 replies
    • 338 views

  9. On today’s show, it's Rabbi Heymie Nongman and his amazing tang-slaying ostrich, Moshe the Tall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 266 views

  10. Well, well, well. If it isn’t three watering holes.

    By JasonJCohn,
    • 0 replies
    • 680 views

  11. Remember well your ancestors / for their brave and mighty feats / as you lay with wife to slumber / on Pokémon bed sheets

    By slowestjogger,
    • 0 replies
    • 443 views

  12. My ass is bouncing like Beneful Flubber, and this grass is making my genitals shudder.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 309 views

  13. When All fails, switch to a different laundry detergent.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  14. With all dude respect, bros before hoes.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 425 views

  15. It’s fun to call breast milk “areoli sauce”!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 471 views

  16. I work hard and I play soft

    By Hobo Grammar,
    • 0 replies
    • 771 views

  17. I'm making a paper mùché Garfunkel statue out of old music books. It's my Art project.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 451 views

  18. What the world needs now is a podcast called “Are You Metalli-Talkin to Metal Me Metalli-Too?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 234 views

  19. Corn-On-A-Rope? ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 292 views

  20. What if there was a Metallica/Milli Vanilli tour. It could be called Metallivanilli. Oh man, that would be really funny if it was real.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 246 views

  21. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still yell a racial slur?

    By fredsolo,
    • 0 replies
    • 314 views

  22. Welcome to cocks in socks. May I interest you in our headless ankle huggers?

    By Kornelius Kev,
    • 0 replies
    • 309 views

  23. Portugal The Man?? More like Portugal the Band.

    By Steven in a Van,
    • 0 replies
    • 288 views

  24. The bigger they are, the harder they get. That's just science.

    By fredsolo,
    • 0 replies
    • 270 views

  25. There comes a time in everyone’s life, and I really think more people should be talking about it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 267 views
×