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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In a strange historical coincidence, Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln, and Secretariat had a Lincoln Continental named Kennedy.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  2. Actually, it's Doctor Dumpenstein's Monster Dump.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Give me a home where the cornelope roam, And the buffalo have 401Ks, Where seldom is a word that’s almost never used, And guacamole never turns gray

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I’ll have the nut-crusted blister biscuits with coagulated lemongrass-lymph risotto, hair-infused daikon pudding, and a side of cold corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Alveolar fricative. Dentolabial sibilant. Pharyngeal diphthong. This has been Sexy Phonetics with your host, Cunning Linguistman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Restraining order be damned, I’ll do what I please within 500 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Somewhere nongs are heying, and somewhere Reggie raps. But there is no cast in Podville—for Scott is taking a nap.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Colfax’s Paradox: If you go back in time and prevent corn from being domesticated by ancient mesoamericans, this catchphrase does not exist.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. The heart of rock ‘n roll is still beating—in the silence, its rhythm elicits in me a dread terror! Twas me! I did the foul deed! I wanted a new drug!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. I've seen things you'd never believe! Though you have lived your whole life in an underground cave, sooo........

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. There is a time and a place for every anus joke.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. There was no love lost between them, thanks in no small part to their biologically engineered, eagle-like, super eyes.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. According to the official Earwolf Style Guide, there are two kinds of Comedy: 1) Bang, and 2) please refer to number one.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. LCD Soundsystem and I'll RAISE D Soundsystem

    By Dash Paradise,
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  15. All wet, no sweat! I gave up sweet premium wine for lent!

    By Dash Paradise,
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  16. I've never met a man I didn't marry for thirty years.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  17. I met a little kitty when I moved into the city, and when I told her she was pretty she said "meow"

    By Dash Paradise,
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  18. Etouffee, Brute?

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  19. This summer, Scott Aukerman is... THE IRONIC MAN

    By daddysboy,
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  20. It takes a Village Inn, five food trucks and an Arby's.

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. You down with OCD? Yeah you know me, lining up shoes like it's surgery.

    By greazey_bob,
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  22. I pray tonight for Gumby / in an effort to get thin / he was very badly injured / ‘neath a kitchen rolling-pin

    By slowestjogger,
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  23. Doctor Scholls, give me the news. I've got a bad pair of orthopedic shoes.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams? Or jet fuel WON'T melt steel beams?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. I think dogs understand elevators for the most part

    By JosephSchmo,
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