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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The only payment we take here is gas, grass, or ass and we mean that literally.

    By fredsolo,
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  2. We clip our nails and the chips we love, but don't you dare clip the skin off my penis.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. D-I-N-G-O, D-I-N-G-O, D-I-N-G-O, the dingo ate my granny

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to make corny poop jokes and invent characters with names like “Ronaldo Von Pukebuckets”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. It took forty years, but we're finally going to see Chewbacca's balls! Thank you Ron Howard!!

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. That's no piñata, that's my nut sack!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. In my day we used phone books, but nowadays everybodys gluing together a bunch’a smart phones just so thier kid can sit a few inches higher in a chair

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. As your psychiatrist I have to be honest with you, I’m just a picture of your mother taped to a bucket of used condoms.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. What’s up, extruded phallic emulsion of mechanically separated pork & chicken meat, high-fructose corn syrup, water, salt, and sodium nitrate?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. A penny for your thoughts and a dime for my Jorts

    By Leo Vandolly,   
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  11. A seafood fondue restaurant? It's a clam dunk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Uncle Rusty's full of piss and vinegar, what a wily coot. But when its 34 Mason jars in my room it's "Another in a long list of disturbing behaviors."

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. That MTV newsman packing boxes onto a truck gave nothing but short, rude answers. What a curt loader!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. The enemy of my enemy is Leah Remini.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. I'd give an arm and a leg for a chance to charbroil my own arm and leg.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and slipping on banana peels...mostly slipping on banana peels.

    By fredsolo,
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  17. Fun fact, it was actually the movie Interview with the Vampire that made Roger Ebert's jaw drop

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. What's up hotdog's butt?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining, pee on my face while we watch Purple Rain. RIPrince

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Know your onions. Eat your Funyons. Cover the soup with grandpa's blackened bunyons.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. If u want my advice, I’d say just walk up real cool n confident, look me in the eyes and be like “hey bro, how bout giving me some advice some time?”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Whatcha think, sausage link?

    By BarnHen,
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  23. "Shakespeare in Love"? No way, I say! Try "Ibsen in Impotence" instead, and that'll fill your dirty little pencil with loads of useless lead!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. I'm not going away I'm Scott! (x2) Hey yo, I'm just Bang-Banging comedy I'm youngish, dress snappy & hung wee And I'm not going away I'm Scott!

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Crime shows should be looking for dessert, because the proof is in the pudding, and justice tastes so good.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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