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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm sorry honey. It's not you...it's me...I'm the one who farted.

    By delaneymitch,
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    • 442 views

  2. Michael Jackson's Thriller - I, Michael Jackson, barely know her.

    By BarnHen,
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    • 339 views

  3. Don't knock it 'til you try it? It's a goddamned door!

    By BarnHen,
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    • 385 views

  4. You tell me not to shit where I eat, then you tell me to eat shit? Which one is it, mom?!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 350 views

  5. I got a tummy covered in jelly beans and a hamster with arachnophobia.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 318 views

  6. A bird in the hand is worth two pubes of my bush.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 315 views

  7. Off the record, I murdered the man with bubbleguts.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 316 views

  8. Yowza! Buddy's Bunghole Bunglers gone 'n done it again!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 307 views

  9. Every building block of life is slimy, and believe me, pal, I've got enough slime in my pocket to colonize the moon.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 319 views

  10. So I took a dive during a fight years ago! It was one time! I wasn't the one that started that fight at the diving competition!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 357 views

  11. You can't see the forest for the trees so you threw the baby out with the bathwater and now your wilderness daycare is being shut down.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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    • 414 views

  12. What’s up, extruded phallic emulsion of mechanically separated pork & chicken meat, high-fructose corn syrup, water, salt, and sodium nitrate?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 256 views

  13. He who smelt it may have dealt it, but he who felt it filled his underoos with a juicy sluice of loose poop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 236 views

  14. Non sequitur? I barely cucumber fermata!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 257 views

  15. If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, don't go to an all inclusive beach resort in the rainy season because they provide umbrellas

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  16. If you want to destroy my sweater you’re going to have to do better than throwing a handful of moths at me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 587 views

  17. B-I-N-G-O-G-H, B-I-N-G-O-G-H, B-I-N-G-O-G-H, and Bingogh was my one-eared dog’s name-OGH

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 550 views

  18. Yea, though I walk through the valley of motorcycle ramps, I shall fear no Knievel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 270 views

  19. Mo money, mo lasses.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 292 views

  20. I like slush on my puppies, but chili on my dogs

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
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    • 259 views

  21. How dare you bad mouth the cider house! Everybody knows the cider house RULES.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 300 views

  22. It’s generally genteel to be gentle with a gentile’s genitals.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 634 views

  23. Call me Gas-sius Clay, because I fart like a butterfly and stink like a bee.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 297 views

  24. I'm a grower, I'm a shower, I'm a midnight toker.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 631 views

  25. I'm rubber, you're glue. Hey! Let's make a rubber/glue sandwich.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 405 views
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