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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One two, shoot your goo. Three four, on the floor. Five six, watch Netflix. Seven eight, clean the goo off the floor you gross weirdo!

    By dw3000,
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  2. I’ll only marry ya if you show me your bathing suit area.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 294 views

  3. I pay a lot of money on import taxes because I'm very important.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Shingles Bells, Shingles Bells, Painful all the way

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Some of us prefer to live in a little something called the real world. It airs Thursdays at 10pm on MTV.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. Don’t piss in my Corn Flakes and tell me it’s yellow, piss-flavored milk.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Kenny Rogers has great broadband otherwise it'd have been Islands Buffering in the Stream

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Well it's Hollywood Fracks and we're contaminating your local water supply.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Aftershave is the present you buy your skin after ripping it to shit with a metal blade you cruel son of a bitch.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 280 views

  10. I'm a loather not a fighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Impactivus Erectismash Testifuego! Oh man, OUCH. Should have kept it in your pants, Hagrid.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shoshana’s Seaside Sundry Shack subverted her scheme by selling shinier seashells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Good mornin' starshine, the earth says, "Help me, I'm fucking dying!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. I started taking opioids. Now I'm taking Opie and Anthonyoids.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. And now it’s time for a little something we call HUGS!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Objection Your Honor, technically all underwear is edible.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Sickle cell anemic smells and the carcass of the rotten ham hock by John Grisham.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Is it just me or is there a pubic hair in my Lunchable?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. On a scale of 1 to 10, you can't accurately weigh my 11 pound dong.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 426 views

  20. It takes two to tango, three to tangle.

    By MarkDowling,
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  21. Okay, smart guy. Just how many egg baskets am I supposed to have?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Atrocities are just God's way of telling us He thinks it's funny when we die.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  23. Say three Our Fathers, ten Hail Marys and one Who's Your Daddy.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  24. I had to get rid of my Alanis Morissette shirt, because it seems like everybody wears an ironic shirt nowadays.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 469 views

  25. Shalom Pod-o-files

    By Kingceli,
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    • 248 views
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