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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cuttin’ loose with some Jesus juice.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 663 views

  2. If life gives you lemonade, then, like, drink it or whatever.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 271 views

  3. Your ass. A hole in the ground. Is there a difference? Discuss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 284 views

  4. We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy—we go because we are hard, and we’ve already fucked this planet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 591 views

  5. Just woke up from a nightmare.A Special Thing message board was abandoned & I got trapped in a horrific pun palace called Catchphrase Suggestions.KMS?

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. The movie? Felt like the digital version of the Trail of Tears but less toothpicks made from buffalo penis & more Mark Ruffalo dick pics, holla girl!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 389 views

  7. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Friday with Wednesday, Mrs. Addams.

    By Discipline Daddy,
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    • 184 views

  8. You can call me fluoride-a, 'cause my pearly whites are outta sight!

    By theoren_1,
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    • 370 views

  9. Tickle me behind my ear, and ye shall get a hardy steer; but tickle me upon my brow, and never shall ye reap your cow.

    By theoren_1,
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    • 319 views

  10. It's gonna be Japan-demonium, if you catch my Tokyo drift.

    By theoren_1,
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    • 377 views

  11. If a donnybrook's your bailiwick, commence your comeuppance!

    By theoren_1,
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    • 348 views

  12. Don't let your mouth write cheques your butt can't cash. And don't let your butt write cheques at all. Nobody will want that pen afterwards

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Where there’s fire, there’s heat. Where there’s Heat, there’s Shaq the Very Large Pyromaniacal Basketball Person.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 553 views

  14. “Cumbersome” is a song. Citation needed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 636 views

  15. Popped a Jolly, I'm Ranching. WOO!

    By TromboneLongy,
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    • 253 views

  16. I’m not a small business owner, 5’8 is average height for a man. Now get out of my store!

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 245 views

  17. I may have forgotten all the bug spray and sunscreen, but I think my summer nudist retreat still went pretty well.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 254 views

  18. Let's unplug our earbuds and glug glug some beer suds!

    By dw3000,
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    • 379 views

  19. Et tu, fartface?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Behold, our butter stinketh!- give us, therefore, butter that stinketh not!

    By TromboneLongy,
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    • 319 views

  21. "Forever 21 is my IQ."

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 270 views

  22. I’m trying to get breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and dessert at Chili’s for the next 3 weeks straight.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 393 views

  23. That cucumber will never fit, they said. Look who’s laughing now!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 386 views

  24. For God so loved his girthy earthworm, he created the penis.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 471 views

  25. Hickory dickory duck, your mother made me her cuck.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 318 views
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