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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To err is human. To forgive, divine. But to foreplay is very much appreciated.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Recipient of snakehandlingevangelists.com's “Most Likely to Get the Bitey End” award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. A long horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You have a typically long face for a horse, but why is your horse body so abnormally long?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Ranked #1 on USA Today’s “Podcasts With the Texture But Not the Taste of Smegma” Reader’s Choice Poll

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Show me someone who thinks nothin' says loving like something from the oven, and I'll show you someone with severely burnt genitals.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. Give me one good reason why I should avoid the Noid

    By fredsolo,
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  7. Humdiggery diddly doo! Tomfoolery is on the menu!

    By smitty,
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  8. What came first, the chicken, the witch, or the wardrobe?

    By fredsolo,
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  9. Squiddily diddily-winks! Prepare for hijinks!

    By smitty,
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  10. Make like a tree and let my Scottish friends compete to chop and hurl you.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. One smart fella, he felt smart. That is until I jammed my little butt in his face and cut loose. Not so smart now, asshole!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Ohhhh, You wanted the kids to perform "Grease's Hand Jive". It really sounded like you said "Greasy Hand Job"... I see now why I've been fired.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. A rising tide floods all coasts.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  14. Remember that episode of MASH where Hawkeye realizes that the chicken was actually a baby? A similar thing happened to me at lunch

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. When an Australian ghost makes a pie, do they call it a boo-meringue?

    By WesHuett,
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  16. At first Ted was Danson but not for Shelly Long before George Wendt to eat some Ratzenbergers

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Sadly, for those suffering from New Wave blindness, there is no Cure.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Could black mold be hiding where you least expect it? Plus tonight's Lotto numbers and sports with Chet, tonight at 11 with me, Robert Palmer's doctor

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Canadians have a hundred and one words for snow, not the least of which is a leaky boom boom down.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. You're not a true dance club party boy until you've spent 3 weeks in the ER with a deadly case of Glitter Lung.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Fireworks? Yeah no shit, Einstein. Call me when it STOPS working. I'll be out looting coats. Waterworks? Umm I hope so, what else the fish gonna drink

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Wait, this is called a taco "shell"?Taco turtle house?Taco pretty beach find? What's next,taco sweater?And that is how the billion$ franchise was born

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. My bologna has a first name, but it only responds to MY commands, now you tell those submarines to back off, colonel!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain; and the cum in my bum stays up there with my thumb!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  25. If I were to suggest in jest that I love Wild Wild West, would you pass the test like all the rest?

    By Bingo Boy,
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