Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. I asked her to play Fuck Marry Kill where I'm the only option, and she agreed. I'm getting married, you guys!

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 137 views

  2. Don’t go chasing volley balls. Please stick to the Daria like aesthetic you’re used to.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  3. Rectum? I'd love to, I know him very well.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 148 views

  4. Which books would be on my desert island reading list? Hmmm. Well, I guess number one would be "How to Survive on a Desert IsIand"

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  5. Fear washed over me like some gigantic wave, and that scared me.

    By slowestjogger,
    • 0 replies
    • 283 views

  6. The penis mightier than the sword.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
    • 0 replies
    • 171 views

  7. This fart convention is a lot of hot air.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views

  8. An ‘i’ for an eye makes the whole world look really surprised.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 148 views

  9. When you said you stuck your poker in a glory hole during that glass-blowing seminar, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 187 views

  10. "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair" barked the dog, while my Roomba dragged its turd across the carpet. Nothing beside remains. Grounded in and decaying.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
    • 0 replies
    • 178 views

  11. My grandpa, a gold miner, always used to say: "There’s no shame in having intercourse with a pile of dirt.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 1 reply
    • 207 views

  12. Why yes, you may slap and tickle my hammy pickle, good sir.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
    • 0 replies
    • 175 views

  13. They call me Ibn Batooty because I explore the booty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  14. A blind duck never strikes twice

    By ZaeRaeNae,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  15. "Hey there hamchair!"

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  16. My temple should be a house of prayer but you have made it an Applebee's (Get out! Get out!)

    By Catchus Phrase Superstar,
    • 0 replies
    • 122 views

  17. Legend has it that somewhere in the Pacific Ocean lies an entire continent of content.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 156 views

  18. Dutifully the cobbler fixed my shoes as I consumed his fruity flakey innards.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 157 views

  19. Rob Zombie? But I hardly know zombie?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  20. Imagine some of the stuff he would say if Bill Hicks was here to write catchphrases.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 167 views

  21. James Bond?  That guy's so British he's more like James Pond (Across the)

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 169 views

  22. I wasn't asking and I'm not telling but if you want discount cheese, then buddy I'm selling.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  23. If a new catchphrase is what ye seek, then read this forum 'tis full of geeks.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  24. Don't ask me nuthin', I'm just here for the puttin'

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 157 views

  25. I received an anonymous tip at the rest stop bathroom.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views
×