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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Mac and Cheese makes me Mac and Sneeze, this makes the customers at my restaurant want to Mac and Leave.

    By yeezy-does-it,
    • 1 reply
    • 594 views

  2. Buffalo Bill Cody is no nonsense, but his Snapchat says otherwise.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 495 views

  3. Stop. Nobody touch this body. I'm calling it. Time of death...Hammer time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 1 reply
    • 544 views

  4. creamy garlic sauce slathered on rye bread served with a side of frozen cucumber juice, what more does a man need

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 411 views

  5. Dutch angles, Dutch ovens... Dutch don't know anymore!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
    • 1 reply
    • 402 views

  6. Ask not what your cum tree can do for you. Ask what you can doo-doo for your cum tree. Yes, shit on your cum tree.

    By greazey_bob,   
    • 1 reply
    • 638 views

  7. The Jesus lizard hissed at the demon snake, as it dissolved into the plains.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 433 views

  8. But Mr.Murphy my mother birthed me

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 1 reply
    • 451 views

  9. The name is James Bond. Jesse James Bond. Uncle Jesse James Bond. Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond. Hey hey, we're the Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 348 views

  10. Orson Welles begins welling up over the sight of Randy Orton

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 448 views

  11. Find a man that looks at you the way Bizarro Garfield looks at non-lasagna.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 426 views

  12. Year round beardy's b hatin November doooooog

    By Laurenfapkus,
    • 0 replies
    • 394 views

  13. I can't believe the price of the new PlayStation VR, I guess I'm a holo-cost denier.

    By Laurenfapkus,
    • 0 replies
    • 387 views

  14. All knots aren't tacos.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 426 views

  15. I've been told that the secret of a successful egg farmer is to never count your baskets before supper.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 2 replies
    • 783 views

  16. Hey Guys! Have you ever sat down to pee just cause you needed to sit?!

    By Frenchfries,
    • 1 reply
    • 545 views

  17. Everyone's saying this election year has been the nastiest ever, but I think they're forgetting back in '08 when that cat ran for town dogcatcher.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
    • 0 replies
    • 373 views

  18. If April showers bring May flowers, then you know what Mayflowers bring...That's right, genocide!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
    • 0 replies
    • 417 views

  19. I tried dressing the turkey, but do you know how hard it is to find pants that don't make a fat fowl look high-waisted?!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
    • 1 reply
    • 451 views

  20. No, I said you should try and BOWL a turkey! Now get your dick out of that bird!

    By ChazFremontIII,   
    • 0 replies
    • 373 views

  21. Those who Kant, teach philosophy

    By swagmonet,
    • 0 replies
    • 292 views

  22. To clarify, I prefer it when you call me medium-sized Poppa

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 328 views

  23. I visited the set of Inglourious Basterds during filming but while I was there SOMEONE bent all my Fass.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 349 views

  24. OK Danny, You can leave Santa's Workshop to become a film composer but you'll need a convincing human alias.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 315 views

  25. I may be a two-pump chump for trump, but I am prepared to accept the results of this election whatever they may be...

    By sirrup,
    • 0 replies
    • 497 views
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