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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sadly, I don't control the rotation of the earth or the type of pies they serve at McDonald's.

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  2. Writing Funny Books gets me Funny Looks.

    By jackstar7,
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  3. Sally sells seashells by the sea shore, and Tommy Tutone sells Coppertone by the sea shore. Both run respectable and thriving businesses.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  4. If it humps like a duck, grunts like a duck, and spurts like a duck, it’s probably adult film star Drake Cockhold.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Eenie meenie miny Moe / Larry, Curly, Corny / Catch a tiger by his balls / And ask him if he's horny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. When it comes to smacking my bitch up, I consider myself a prodigy.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Did he let the bedbugs bite? Who’s to say, but one thing is for certain: his head is absolutely riddled with cancer.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. YOU MAY NOT KNOW THAT COMEDYBINGBONG.COM IS AN AVAILABLE DOMAIN NAME, YOU DO NOW, YOU'RE WELCOME.

    By DamnitLeanne Comedy,
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  10. The Beatles would’ve been more famous if it weren’t for that careless typo in their name on every album cover. Hire a proofreader ya ding dongs!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. As a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan. I just need to sit back and let my Big Dogs t-shirts appreciate in value.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. 2 Legit 2 Knit

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Crunch me like one of your French Abs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Frankly my dear I don't build a dam - Rhett "Lazyboy" Beaver.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. No Country for Old Nomenclature

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Don't Run DMC before you can Walk DMC. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Guys, it's time for me to come clean.  This entire podcast series has just been an elaborate, long-game way to own the libs.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. Alveolar fricative. Dentolabial sibilant. Pharyngeal diphthong. This has been Sexy Phonetics with your host, Hott Linguistman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. You can win a personalized catchphrase by guessing how many corn nuts are in my pocketses!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Secret rock history: Duran Duran was originally Duran Duran Duran, until the youngest of the Duran triplets was trampled to death by a stampede of Moog cows

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Jimmy cracked corn, but Johnny cornholed the crack so he could sneak it across the border.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  22. As my father always said, "you don't order guac for your sister!"

    By guacman42069,
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  23. Broadcasting live from Putin's butthole.

    By Ben Ritter,
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  24. If you need a special pick-me-up, then just look for someone larger than you.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. Open up your hymnals to page six hundred sixty-six, now flip em upside down and sing, ye booty sniffing nymphs.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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