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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, Daddy's from the South Patrol

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 236 views

  2. Well jigger my guts and call me Nancy, Pass me the biscuits that are kinda fancy.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 269 views

  3. I've decided the podcast life isn't for me, im quitting to be a butcher and revealing my real name, Scarred awfulHam. wish me luck you Gronks.

    By DamnitLeanne Comedy,
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    • 383 views

  4. Leapin' lizards and jumpin' Jupiter, I've never seen a face look stupider!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  5. one in the pink, four in the stink, always a good way to unclog your girl's sink

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  6. she was a veteran, a venerable veterinarian from the Mediterranean, never above ground but always subterranean

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 205 views

  7. I'm wearing sweatpants so don't show me a photo of any genitalia or the genitals under my sweatpants will grow and sweat while I pant

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 218 views

  8. It's easy to be opposed to inbreeding when you have an ugly family.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. In Soviet Russia, squares are pie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 277 views

  10. Give a man fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to kill and cannibalize and he'll eat for a lifetime.

    By SalamiOrigami,
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    • 189 views

  11. You never forget the day you're diagnosed with Marilu Henner disease.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Is it just me or is poop an onomatopoeia?

    By SalamiOrigami,
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  13. Scarecrow shakin’ in the dead of night / Scare those goddamn crows right off my corn / All summer long / I’ve been waiting for those delicious yellow cobs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. This is just to say that I have eaten the ear of corn that was in the icebox which you were probably saving for a butt plug—and boy am I glad I got to it first, though it was strangely warm

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 240 views

  15. One if by land / Two if by sea / Three if by air / (Xa-B/31) times the square root of 71N if by transdimensional wormhole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 222 views

  16. It’s tough to be charmin’ when you never use Charmin.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. I liked The Critic, I just didn’t Lovitz.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 230 views

  18. I’m a big fan of cat nip videos on the internet, but not the kind you’re thinking of.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 312 views

  19. Whenever Josh Brolin goes fishing he’s Brolin- - Brolin- - Brolin on the riverrrr.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 213 views

  20. Feed me these Funyuns while you rub on my bunions.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 288 views

  21. I Eat Peas With Honey/I’ve Done So All My Life/It Makes The Peas Taste Funny/I Did Not Kill My Wife

    By Nick Jester,
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    • 450 views

  22. The stars, the spangle. The jingle, the jangle. Look at these cool things I found in my pockets!

    By TheSuperPan,
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    • 201 views

  23. If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 280 views

  24. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. But she also sells crack and papa needs his fix!

    By DJ Pickle Fingerz,
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  25. Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, this river will flow again one day and we can attribute it to divine intervention.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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