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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. are we creatures of habit or heaters of crab bits?

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  2. my wife told me to stop tampering, I said chill babe I'm trying to make the perfect espresso shot

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 278 views

  3. tweaking the nips, nailing the quips

    By dyctree,
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  4. Fling a zinger, sting your ringer - This swingers party is a bringer.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I like my women the way I like my walls... BUILT!

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Totes emotes when you rock your vote.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. If you want to destroy my sweater, first you should probably ask yourself “Is it the sweater, or the guy wearing the sweater?” And then you should stop writing shitty songs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Father Mulcahy was full of patriarchal malarkey.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I don’t know but I’ve been told / “Eskimo pussy” is mighty problematic, if not outright racist

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Cornbread needs to stop being so scatterbrained and pick a lane already. You are either a vegetable or a grain, stop showing off, ambidexterity is still a sign of witchcraft in some parts of the world

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Sick Comeback

    By Funk E. Buttluvin,
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  12. It's down, coolcat!

    By jeison_manzookas,
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  13. Ob-la-da, ob-la-da, life goes on... as long as I keep providing the antidote. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  14. If snitches get stitches, and a stitch in time saves nine, then Judas must have had a lot of cats

    By Slathermeup Tiger Jim,
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  15. Whenever Tony Danza walks into an office he’s notoriously inquisitive about which person is in charge.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. You call it a wet dream, I call it immaculate ejaculate.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Don’t let the cute name fool you though, he mauled a zookeeper and had to be put down.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. A sweater is better when the weather is wetter, but also it will make them titties looks great.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. It takes a shit to give a shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. You catch more flies with honey, but flies are gross and metaphors are dumb.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Whoa whoa whoa what's what's what's happening happening happening?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. I love it when you call me jiffy poppa

    By jiffypoppa,
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  23. Always the bridesmaid, never the weird drunken uncle

    By dyctree,
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  24. 1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if you use offer code bang bang

    By jiffypoppa,
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  25. The boss make a dollar while I make a dime, so that's why I shit on my boss's desk.

    By Revolover,
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