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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. From chronic to collapse -- town and into now (respictively, that is) this is R.U. Talkin' R.E.M R.E. me? A comprehensive compendium of all things R.E.M.

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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  2. Time to make some of that dollar-dollar, money-money, baby!

    By Stratsies,
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  3. There once was a man from Nanfuckit. Whose punchlines came too early. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Fig newtons are a delicious snack, pigs toot’n produce serious crap.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  5. Pop! The weasel exacted his revenge with fury, anger, and violence.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  6. The monkey was slain by a mulberry branch. Jizz! goes the weasel.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  7. You can call me Scott. And you can call me Aukerman. But don't call me Scott Aukerman. Wait, yes you can. it's my name after all.

    By chorkman,
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  8. Well tickle my taint and call me Tompkins, it's time for Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Real Name Andrew,
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  9. Look out, we're not your grandmother's Ghostbusters.

    By Real Name Andrew,
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  10. There's only two people I take shit from. One's my first guest, the other's my local shitman.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  11. This tauntaun’s shakin’ is makin’ my force awaken!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  12. When it comes to social media booty calls, carpe DMs.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. I don’t normally do this, but there’s just something about you that completely compelled me to walk over here and talk to you. Also, do you have the bathroom code for this Chipotle?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. I have an eco-friendly living arrangement, and by that I mean I live in my Prius.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. As Abraham Lincoln once said "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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  16. The Vevo “Vertigo” video on U2’s YouTube is too frou-frou for Desmond Tutu.

    By MattyWox,
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  17. I can’t believe it’s not butter, and I will not accept it as anything else, therefore, Senator, I choose death.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. I like my fiction like I like my orange juice. High pulp.

    By Stunnin' Gunner,
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  19. This ain’t your grandpas entertainment son, this is some newfangled millennial bullshit.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  20. I may be drunk, madam, but you’re selling seashells by the seashore, and I’ll be sober in the morning!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I get two sides? What are they? Oh, right here on the menu in the bright orange box with the ginormous title that says SIDES? Okay, I’ll have the okra comma fried and the cob comma corn-on-the.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Jimmmm-eee—you don’t have to crack that corn tonight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Like I always say, "Work hard, Party hard, and Die Hard with a Vengeance!"

    By CloakOfTheCloaca,
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  24. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Now can you point to this doll where he touched you?

    By A Model, Idiot,
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  25. Seaweed and anal beads, Aquaman’s basic needs.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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