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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My Tupperware sitch, is a god damned bitch

    By SirRoocha,
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    • 247 views

  2. Beauty is on the inside, booty is on the outside.

    By NoahPants,
    • 0 replies
    • 188 views

  3. I wandered lonely as a cloud, my acid trip I shouldn't narrate out loud.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 249 views

  4. in the UK 'The Shaggy DA' is the story of a sex scandal that brought down a government. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 239 views

  5. Sometimes you get to Narnia but more often than not smashing through the back of a wardrobe just gets you banned from IKEA.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 245 views

  6. Hi and welcome to Too Down to Clown the support group for depressed circus entertainers. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 266 views

  7. Cardi B? More like Cardi Mom.

    By BarnHen,
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    • 328 views

  8. Why was x-1 afraid of y/7x? Because math is stupid.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 283 views

  9. When I was a child, I spake as a child; but when I became a man, I still spake as a child, and everyone was all like “Shut up, you stupid grown-ass baby-talking man!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  10. A scrapple a day keeps the apple away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 265 views

  11. Turdload™

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 267 views

  12. Catamaran Man may not be the rich douchebag superhero we want or indeed the rich douchebag superhero we need but he's your manager's kid so you've got to pretend he's okay.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 240 views

  13. There's no legal limit on catchphrase length. (1/575)

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 238 views

  14. Turn Your Can'ts Into Cans and Turn Your Timothy Olyphants Into Timothy Olyphans

    By Nick Jester,
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    • 489 views

  15. No Catchphrase this week for legal reasons. Please refrain from discussing this on social media.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 259 views

  16. By night we all walk the Boulevard of Broken Wind.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 254 views

  17. Backstreet's back, and Blackstreet's black. My name is Shirley and I'll dance around for 5 dollars and a hot lunch!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 436 views

  18. My cutting wit is nothing compared to those scissors you've just stabbed me with.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  19. Dissed & dismissed but still on the guestlist.  

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 279 views

  20. Jet fuel can't melt steel and it can't keep you warm at night either you pathetic lonely conspiracy nerds.  (too harsh?)

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 263 views

  21. My neighbor keeps telling me to stop eating his cats, but how else does he expect me to get all those extra lives? 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 490 views

  22. Don’t close the bar door before the horse walks in.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views

  23. Drop your lox ‘n cocks and grab your socks ‘n crocs, you foxy warlocks!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 328 views

  24. Go to bed, son. The sooner you're asleep, the sooner the tooth fairy will come to beat the shit out of me with a pile of wet newspapers.

    By Hickorybananaslug,
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    • 249 views

  25. I have my ear to the ground, my nose to the grindstone and my eyes on the prize. My doctor diagnosed me with having Picasso face.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 437 views
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