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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If yes'es and no's were camels and toes, we'd all have a labial wedgie

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. ā€œA car so easy to drive, even the Irish can do it.ā€

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. I want a cigarette that makes me sexy AND drunk.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 182 views

  4. Greedo in a Speedo eating a Big Sloppy Burrito?! No wonder Han Solo shot him!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  5. I'm just a man, standing in front of a DeLorean, asking if it wants to birth my Disney+ baby

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. EZ Cheez my weenus, pleez

    By StopEatingBees,
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  7. For Sesame Street election workers, there's only one guaranteed outcome: It's gonna be a long night because of you-know-who

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Oh shit, I accidentally replied to a tweet about Wayne Enterprises while I was still logged in as Batman

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Hey Hokey Pokey.... Da Fuck was that all about?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Attention: To do one a "solid" actually means to take shit on that person. We apologize for the misunderstanding

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. The Hamburglar seems like a pretty bad guy until you meet the Double Cheesemurder and his friend, Contempt of Quarter-Pounder

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Now Sponsored by Archangel Matchsticks. It's a match made in Heaven!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Dearest Caroline. The battle has turned. The Rebellion has spread to the streets and and the fields outside are glowing red with fire in this late spring evening. I fear this may be our final correspondence, so I was wondering, are you still DTF?

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. Could Bruce Lee have beaten up a male silverback gorilla? Yeah, probably. Let's just start the show.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Be E.T.? Who wouldnā€™t want to be E.T.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I donā€™t like sex but I do like the opposite sex.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 185 views

  17. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world with kickass eyepatches and sweet bar stories

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  18. Hey Hokey Pokey. Is that really what It's all about?

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 162 views

  19. It's not the size of the thing that counts, it's the relative size of the thing you're shoving it into

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Iā€™m not the peasant fucker nor the peasant fuckerā€™s son, but I can fuck your tethered peasants ā€˜till the peasant fucker comes.

    By cornbuggy,
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  21. Your hamster might be a Russian spy

    By Turtleshark,
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  22. I'm the feckless cuck and I'm here to say, dudes bang my wife every day. Every day, every way, every type of style. I sit in the closet and watch for awhile.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  23. If I could bring three books with me to a deserted island, they'd be "Reading Is For Nerds" and two copies of "Just Give Up"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. Doc was surprised I had breasts on my back. I was surprised I was lactating. The baby-versions of Guinessā€™s famed heaviest twins suckling the life from me acted like this was just another day on the farm.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Let me coalesce upon your bress

    By ResubmitRe:mytit,
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