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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s literally like if I had a cat named Phrase and like it almost got away but like I totally caught it first lol

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. If turning left is wrong, you’re gonna wanna go right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Pardon me, my good Lady. In which aisle might I find the creamed corn, and whereabouts are the fisting booths? Ah, many thanks, and have a lovely day!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Brexit me this, Brexit me that, Brexit me arse, it ran over my cat.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. If a tree falls on Forrest Gump and nobody's around to see it does he make a sound?

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  6. Back in my day, we had to write out our catchphrases in longhand using our own blood as ink due to the ink shortages caused by the using ink as blood fad that was sweeping the nation and mopping the country at the time. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Gorp. Get your gorp here. Weird name, great taste. Well, not this particular batch, no chocolate in this one but hey.......raisins are......ummmm....Get your Gorp here. Gorp. Gorp for sale. Get it while it's funny  to say and hard to chew. Which is always

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. I like my women like I like my corn—sweet, creamy, and fresh from the can.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. She sold seashells by the seashore until Shelby’s Seaside Sundry Shack and Shoe Shop subverted her scheme by short-selling shinier shells at substantial savings.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Benjamin Button? More like binging on mutton. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone but vegansďťżďťż.

    By Space Cadet Mer,
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  11. Now with 25% more cheese

    By DanC,
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  12. My waitress gave me a free meal so I gave her just the tip.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. I came here to twiddle my thumbs and diddle your bums.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. To everything turn, turn, turn. There is a bend, turn turn turn. NOPE. You've failed your driving test again Mr. Cody.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Hate to be the one to have to breakdance it to you, but five six seven eight, one and two and yeah.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. And now it’s time for a new segment—Listener-Submitted Questions! Colfax from Nebraska asks “Scott, do you ever get tired of people making fun of your name by constructing spooneristic parodies like ‘Butt Facerman’?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Milquetoast. Milque. Toast. Mil. Que. To. Ast. M. I. L. Q. U. E. T. O. A. S. T. This has been “Milquetoast, Deconstructed”, with your host, Milque Toasterman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Catchphrase - 2 girls 1 cup? It's your turn to do the dishes

    By Hooliochoops McHampton,   
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  19. Turns out www.donglover.com has nothing to do with Donald Glover

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Spinsters have cats, those cats eat rats. Plague never stood a chance against those perpetually single ladies.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  21. Particulated fecal matter matters to me my friend, more so than your vaunted solid state stinkers.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  22. Now with 30% less scabies

    By DanC,
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  23. Slinging more ‘tent than Coleman

    By DanC,
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  24. Gallons? I'm not into the ladies, buddy, I'll take my gas in gal-offs, thank you very much.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. My family would be terrified to know how many life choices were made by hallucinating Michael Keaton answering "What would Mr. Mom do in this situation?" & following the advice exactly no matter how many times it involved cocaine & firearms. 

    By Pure Guava,
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