Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. All play and no work makes Gabrus a dull fuck-boy.

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 472 views

  2. Captain’s log: having narrowly escaped the Black Hole of Cornshart Nine, we’ve set course for the TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 295 views

  3. A kernel of corn walks into a bar. The bartender says “Maize I help you?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 235 views

  4. Tusk would have been so much better had it starred Jay Davidson and had he been modified into a giant cob of corn which was a ghost THE WHOLE TIME

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 267 views

  5. You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat me. So if you don’t like mornings or the act of physically beating another human being for money, this isn’t the job for you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 301 views

  6. I came when she said, "grass stain" because I love dirty talk.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 365 views

  7. Captain Planet is the complete package. He cares about the environment and he’s packin’ a big blue dong.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 266 views

  8. I have it on good authority that cake boss was not a fan of house of pies.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  9. Comic Sanz comma Horatio.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  10. Well tickle my titties til my pants are shitties.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 397 views

  11. God free since 93. No, I’m not the 7-up guy I’m just an atheist.

    By Captain Pillpopper,
    • 0 replies
    • 167 views

  12. The gentleman stumbled on the wine bottle resulting in a clumsy man toe port.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 388 views

  13. Goodness gracious great balls and penises.

    By Areola Jones,
    • 0 replies
    • 314 views

  14. Pull them pants down town to pound out a brown round

    By Areola Jones,
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  15. Happy engineer's day! If you're a hard-working engineer, feel free to get on mike at anytime!

    By Tyler (super cool accountant),
    • 0 replies
    • 370 views

  16. Time and Tide Pods wait for no man.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views

  17. Do you think Chewbacca has a cloaca? Congrats, you do now. Wakka wakka!

    By KeyboardBadger,
    • 0 replies
    • 438 views

  18. Wanna put my tender heart in a blender. Wanna put my kosher toes in a toaster. Wanna put my lovin' butt in an oven.

    By The Dog Park,
    • 0 replies
    • 453 views

  19. When God made you, he pooped out something really special

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 335 views

  20. Aquaman knows how to get the ladies wet

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 362 views

  21. More like Sharts of the Past, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  22. Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! Yup, just a stupid bird, sorry for the ruckus

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 353 views

  23. Say hello to the house band, with refrigerator on lead guitar, chaise lounge on bass guitar, and chest of drawers slapping the skins

    By RichieMillennium,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  24. Taint nothin but a chode

    By DrCoknballs,
    • 0 replies
    • 190 views

  25. Motivation Poster at my daughter's elementary school: Awesomeness: If you are sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead

    By jimkiler,
    • 0 replies
    • 302 views
×