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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY. Monster FUCK rally this MONDAY at the PONTIAC SILVERDOME.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  2. When the moon hits you eye like a butt full of mud pie: that's amoré.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  3. People are drawn to certain animals because they see parts of themselves in them, which I never understood till I learned ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Pegasus may not have a horn but he sure knows how to peg a bro

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. The Final Frontier makes me feel naughty. After you beam me up, cream me up, Scotty.

    By Pinoy.UhhDoy,
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  6. Two bangs: these sounds hitting your ears and me banging your mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Jesus wants me, this I know, for he told me "Te quiero"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. I just flew in from chernobyl, and boy is my thyroid gland irradiated

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. How about a movie that dramatizes the early days of marijuana cultivation entitled "There Will Be Bud"?

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. A divers note never misses, but three times a boat and there will be kisses.

    By AaronSinger,
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  11. More like Jupiter, the bringer of bangers.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Jesus loves the devil out of me

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Every time I look a gift horse in the mouth it ends up being a regular horse that tries to eat my face.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  14. Some people call me a beta soyboy. Some call me the gangster of cuck. Some people call me morose. Wah wah.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. The camera loves you, but the boom mic thinks it can do better

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Look at this phonograph, the cylinders it used were made of wax

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. You know what they say about women with big feet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Quick! Shut the front window, lock the back door, Gather round near and far, old and young, rich or poor, Hot Saucerman’s back! No, not on tour, 2020 didn’t allow such a thing to occur, It’s been quite a while, to be sure, ...

    By Alf on line 2,
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  19. Willie Nelson must be rolling in his grave! He sleeps in a grave because he's a vampire, and he rolls joints in there

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. I'm having a harder and harder time distinguishing Joe Biden from Dr. Steve Brule

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. Nagin, Begin and Reagan walk into a bar.  The hottest party of the 20th century has just begun.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Porky Pig lives in a world with anthropomorphic pigs but also where "pork" is still a term.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. Remember, remember, the fifth of- wait, what month was it again?

    By ImAChuckster,
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  24. An early bird may get the worm, but I question why I would want to wakeup earlier for more worms?

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  25. My wife nicknamed me "Yahoo!" because I, against all reason, still exist in her life when much more functional alternatives are only one click away.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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