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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Life is like a box of chocolates. Leave it in a hot car on a summer day and it's all over.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. She scanned the room for reactions, searching each person's eyes for even the most scant sign of acceptance to the fact that Andrea had just let loose with the most triumphant wet Ass Pussy fart imaginable.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. Chester? I hardly knew her! But she had a nice chest, so I did it anyways.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  4. Don't put words in my mouth, unless that word is pizza, penis, or whiskey

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Whitney Houston, we have a problem.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  6. The octopus teacher is a woman!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Get it? Got it? Gonorrhea.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, I had a TurboGrafx but it wasn't worth a piss

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. My good sir, you must concur, the lady beaver's worth the fur.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
    • 1 reply
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  10. Eat cheese.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  11. If you love something, let it go. If you like it as a friend, PLEASE just throw it a handy? ONCE? TAMMY?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Well my name is and I’m here to say it’s fun to rap in a way.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. That diegetic song is giving me a diarrhetic thong!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Oliver leaned on his hands in disbelief, for he was fairly certain of the origin of the noise he had heard, but was unsure how a frog would have made it into men's restroom at the Truck stop Denny's, much less get stepped on.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. Fool me once, shame on you. Shame me once, fool on you.

    By ImAChuckster,
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  16. Bad luck to kill a sea bird, unless of course he's a dirty snitch

    By ImAChuckster,
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  17. I named my dog Fire and lost him in a crowded theater. Guess he's gone forever.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Are you wrinkly on your dinkly? Is your horn a little worn? Don't you Fret my dear friend, Try our new balm in your palm... It's for skin!

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  19. It's 5 o'clock somewhere! Not here though, so I guess I'm just an alcoholic.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Your butthole may be analog but these fingers are digital

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. Jeez Louise? Please, call me by my full name Jesus Louisiana.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. The way you do birdwatching makes me uncomfortable.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. No one was less surprised about what a cesspool Twitter is than birds. They went through the same thing when they started tweeting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. On my school bus we used to made fun of "butt-munchers" now EVERYONE is eating ass. 

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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  25. Nude Scenes in movies are always awkward, Unless your parents are there to help explain what you're seeing.

    By Englebert Hump a Dink,
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