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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ammonia! More like i'll bone yah

    By DaveMarkus,
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  2. Everyone say it together, "MOVE! THAT! BUS!!!" the fireman have to access the remnants of the Peterson family.

    By buttermetwice,
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  3. We make content for the eyes, content for the ears, and content for the soul. Welcome to another edition of Contenty Bang! Bang! I'm your host, Sconte

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  4. Mr. Tumnus clipped and he merrily clopped and his riddles came to a stop once he realized he forgotten to take his daughter to government subsidized d

    By buttermetwice,
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  5. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck had to quickly dispose of any evidence linking him to the murder of the local lumberyard owner

    By chadisanidiot7,
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  6. this catchphrase has got nothing to do with toast

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. fat boys got back

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Minneapolis is just a smaller version of Biggyapolis and Biggiesmallsapolis is kind of in between.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. If I have to hear about your sister's safari balloon adventure one more time this sham of a marriage is over.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. eye candy ball flings thru skype, hoobastank and meat

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. That new Tom Clancy book featuring Jared Fogle really targets a specific sub-genre.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  12. When all of a sudden, I came upon a group of deer in my travels. Have fun washing all that cum off. Stupid deer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Twin Cities my ass! They dont even have the same last name!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  14. Oh Rick, before you fly that plane tonight, there’s something you should know: what the controls do.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. It’s my way or the highway! Yes, my tolls are pricier, but we’ve got retractable Fun Ramps, Bumper-Car Fridays, and unlimited mint julep.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. It's time for another episode of Jamaican Idol with your host Judge Dread.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Like the doctor told the fever-ridden snowman, "Take a chill pill, man."

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  18. The crusty scabs will flake off. The burning sensation will subside. The giggling will echo throughout eternity. This is how sex was born.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. I've often fantasized about bang banging twin cities.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. This is how the sausage gets made. "How the maid gets sausaged" has been cancelled.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. "Beggars can't be choosers" he whispers, as he chews the leg off of a beggar. The Chewsler strikes again!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Coldplay or foreplay, it's up to you sweetheart. They both make me wanna hump.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I stepped off the plane today and got swarmed by a bunch of Common Loons. Oh no, I meant your state bird...whew, got myself out of that one.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  24. Did everyone have a good National HIV Vaccine Awareness Day yesterday? I did. Since I won't see you tomorrow, I'm wishing you a happy National Be a Mi

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  25. I'm going to take you to The Edge and back...but first I need to find Bono.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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