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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You are NOT welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By teedle,
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  2. bunga bunga: dick party down undah!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, who's responsible for the platypus?

    By teedle,
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  4. Let me check my phone for a catchphrase. Just kidding, I'm sending dick pics.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. The Cowboys get a touch down! And I don't mean a gradually gloomier gang of gauchos.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. Welcome to The Jungle Book, narrated by Axl Rose. Chapter One: Hey where's my bandana? Axl we're recording. Where's my motherfucking bandana bitch!

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. No time tonight. EVERYBODY'S MAMA!!

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. We're snapchatting! We're snapchatting! We're snapchatting!

    By CodyTidmore,
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  9. As long as I'm seriously fucked by midnight, it's cool.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  10. Brought to you in part by "The Part Bringers". Arbitrarily bringing random parts of non-specific objects to strangers since 1926.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Tex-Mex + Exlax = Fudge sludge

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  12. show us your tits love

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. It's not the number of breaths we take, but the number of people whose breath we take away by strangling them with our bare hands.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  14. If at first you don't succeed... Masturbate.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  15. It's just like the ancients predicted, minus the part where the sun god melts my dick off.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. You can punch kids as hard as you want as long as you're wearing those Hulk Hands.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  17. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll die alone floating through space because stars and moons are far apart.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  18. Sir, I don't mind that you left your kids in your truck. I would just like you to be a responsible decision maker and remove that spoiler.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  19. It's 12am. Do you know where your kids are? Do you know their names? Their ages? Do you even have kids? Where are your pants? Sir?... Sir?

    By CodyTidmore,
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  20. I'mma ventriloquist, dummy. (This where we submit catchphrases for Jeff Dunham?)

    By CodyTidmore,
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  21. For sale: 1973 VW Thing. Disc brakes. 1776 cc, dual carburetors. Lowered on flipped spindles. Custom paint. Real nice

    By greazey_bob,   
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  22. Now with the soothing comfort of a throbbing potato sack left silently on your doorstep during a lightning storm.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Forgive me, Usher, for I have sinned. It has been 5 years since I've last listened to "Confessions"

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. I just flew in on Trump Airlines and boy are my arms fired.

    By EricWeaver,
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  25. If you are sitting in row 10 seat 7, congratulations you were mentioned in this catchphrase!

    By Frenchfries,
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