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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yeehaw is Texan for Ye Olde Haw which is what they used to called Haw Sheridan - the oldest man in Dallas.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I'm wearing nothing but a ten gallon hat and a thin film of hot sauce on my junk. Let's get this party started!

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. "Everything's bigger in Texas!" laughed the cruel oncologist, "So you've got about three months left I'd say."

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. "Everything's bigger in Texas. So imagine how insignificant my manhood is when I'm up north" said the mortified flasher.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. We don't dial 911 in Texas, down here we snapchat the police.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. See Kate Micucci and Maria Blasucci enter the outhouse wearing garments by Gucci

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Like a cayenne pepper-coated suppository for your brain butthole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. My Segway exploded and killed my dog on my birthday. Speaking of lousy segways...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think!

    By JohnPropst,
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  10. Every dog has its day: Dog Day, August 25th.

    By mkoyama,
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  11. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning. Red sky at night, sailors take the ass.

    By mkoyama,
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  12. Jim Morrison said "ride the snake to the lake", I say we just drive, Jim!

    By JeremyMay,
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  13. I don't mean to sound cliche but I saw Nick Lachey and Macy Grey doing macrame last Saturday.

    By JaJunk,
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  14. Welcome to the city that doesn't sleep - unless, of course you're sharing a nightcap with Bill Cosby...

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  15. Welcome to Sunday night Asssscat, you asssshats.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  16. Empire state of mind your own damn business, this is New York!

    By tonybelmario,
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  17. If you see something, say something. If you see something on SeeSo, Scott has succeeded as a sellout!

    By tonybelmario,
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  18. Stick israeli dicks in your baleywicks, it's time for pee wee hockey highlights bang bang!

    By tonybelmario,
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  19. Webster's dictionary says the word courage is pronounced ˈkərij

    By tonybelmario,
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  20. oh-o-o-o-o that i never had been bor-r-r-r-n!

    By blobofsoul,
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  21. Why won't anybody ever give me a "Look it up Scotty" when I ask for it?

    By blackacre,
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  22. Hello New York, you old bitch.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  23. I knew Doug when he only liked movies, but you could tell they had chemistry.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Attend the tale of Buddy V. That Cake Boss guy from TLC. He works all day and works all night, Then helps people out with his second sight. He uses fo

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  25. To pee or not to pee? That is the question. Whether this nobler in the...whoops I just pooped myself.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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